your local nitpick

“Cyber bullying politicians is your civic duty” - Martin Luther probably

@Mahogvny @ahmedxjean Monkey pox

@ahmedxjean Hemorroids? Anal Herpes? HPV? Gonorrhea or Chlamydia?

guess what i tested positive for..

@HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap @HLC_actual Based on the coloring issues he should change his OBS color range to limited from full so it’ll play nice with discords renderer

@Eli_Doubletap Dude in obs you have to hit “start virtual camera” then in discord you select the virtual camera. Cmon man

“Hands receipt”

@Overserved_Pod That would require @mmtactician to pay attention to twitter and that’s not going happen. But it should!

I have been tasked with a mission. That mission is to see how many of you would like to see Tackett from Man Vs Morning on the Overserved Podcast. Rich will judge this interest by how soon after this goes live that Tackett begs him to tell you guys to quit demanding that he show up. You know what you need to do, Plops!

@The_King_Trout What you don’t like a house that sounds like bubble wrap popping every time the temp changes a degree??

Any time someone talks about how good Mexicans are at building houses, it becomes one billion percent evident they’ve never seen a house built by Mexicans.

@Ch9seFan @LeviathanR89 @UnsubscribeCast @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician Look at my name 🤷🏻‍♂️

@LeviathanR89 @localnitpick @UnsubscribeCast @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician It was 1 word and also a joke if you actually followed TFE

The Fat Electrician Breaks Down His New Book Series

@the_sandalorian Learn to grow a beard and try this on for size

Going to get a haircut. What should I get

@Ch9seFan @UnsubscribeCast @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician Bitch, you can’t even spell so I highly doubt you can read at the required level for a children’s book.

@UnsubscribeCast @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician Oh good I need some 2ply Toulet Paper

@HLC_actual Changing consumer habits in Paris?

I was almost hit the other day by “changing consumer habits” in an Altima. New slur just dropped

@Huff4Congress My lives work would be well spent

Incidentally, if you pushed the button once per second for every Indian on earth, you’d be pushing the button nonstop for 38 years.

Question for all Americans, British, Australians, and Canadians: You can push a button that sends every person of Indian ethnicity in your country back to India, BUT you will never again Eat Indian food Hear Indian accents See Indian dancing Do you push it?

@TheDarthCheeks @EROSaltLakeCity Deleted, so I’ll assume they were wrong.

@localnitpick @EROSaltLakeCity x.com/GarbageGoorill…

As ICE was busy making Idaho safer, employees at gas station in Pocatello were recording/taking photos during a routine transfer of detainees. The employees then refused to serve our officers & verbally trespassed them. /1

@GovKathyHochul Statistics are a politics natural predator

Ghost guns are the fastest-growing gun safety threat in the country. They're built in basements and garages, untraceable by design. New York is stepping in to stop them. Every 3D printer sold in this state will be required to include software that blocks it from printing a firearm.

Plops, immigrants, and Nic'ers, lend me your ears and answer a question, if you will. Who makes the world an objectively worse place?

@zacharyebell @RonnieAdkins Get the fire hose

Is this real @RonnieAdkins

@UnsubscribeCast Pepper box shorts feature or a sketch comedy show are a must

Who wants to see more Pepperbox skits??

@AngryCops Jodi

Who stresses out trainees the most? #military

@The_King_Trout You have them in the wrong order.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE FOUR RULES OF GUNS SAFETY: 1) They are coming for you 2) The voices are telling you the truth 3) Finger on trigger at all times 4) HAVE FUN 🦄✨🥰

@karakondzula90 @HLC_actual @GlobeEyeNews Yoink

@HLC_actual @GlobeEyeNews

BREAKING: Iran officially closes the Strait of Hormuz to all vessels.

@LordRatdog @AngryCops No, but the separation of church and state is wildly misguided and misunderstood.

@localnitpick @AngryCops Antidisestablishmentarianism?

What is Chud the builder and why is Wocka Flocka mad at him?