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My horny ass could never be in a resident evil game

ser namorada é temporário mas ser a ex gostosa compreensiva é pra sempre

gente basicamente eu só não me mato porque 1) minha bunda eh grande 2) eu tenho belíssimas coxas 3) meu rosto eh angelical 4) eu tenho muito amor pra dar

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coming out as a kings row enjoyer..

A sogra vai amar

need a overwatch duo i can be sexually charged with

i own a silicone miffy mold now so all of my meals will be Miffy for the foreseeable future. Eggs.

can we normalize being ass at your favorite game

"Meninas amadurecem mais rápido." NÃO. Meninas são punidas mais cedo, culpadas mais cedo, assumem responsabilidades que não são delas mais cedo, são sexualizadas mais cedo e esperam que elas lidem com tudo isso mais cedo.

had a dream where i got handed a 94€ bill #whatdatmean

Honestly goated pickup line for a woman because it'll instantly filter out any guys who are right wing and probably a pretty big chunk of the liberals too

I miss this

The Model by Nicolai Fechin

Real

Youtube used to have something of a genuine "video essayist" community, at least an hour-long deep dives into some topic with a truly original take, and now any idiot with mic just does these weekly recaps of whatever dumb thing is trending on tiktok and in a gaping drawling mouth explains why this is heckin problemaaaaaaaaaatic

noise cancelling thighs

I daydream about decorating my first apartment all the time