𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐈𝐍

❝𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄! 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊! 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃!❞ Craig’s older and cooler brother. Uncle to Scarlett and Stevie. 21+

Beer. Always beer. Who the fuck wants that other pussy shit?

What’s your go to bonfire food?

“Don’t sleep on em’ hotdogs! Ever had hotdog and egg? With hot sauce! That shit slaps!”

“That Jared” ( Jason ) “motherfucker better not fuck with me. I’ll mortal kombat his ass.”

“You don’t believe those rumors, right? It’s not that Jared guy, or whatever his name is. It’s a hairy possum-hybrid thing. My friend saw it. He says it’s an escaped science experiment.”

The cool uncle lifted then dropped his shoulders in a shrug. “For a second, I thought they were going to bust my ass. They pulled up during my Burger King shift. Can you believe that bullshit?” Craig shook his head in disbelief. —

Yeah the police informed him about Craig’s death. Fucking pussy probably died by tripping on a log or something.