Field Marshal Mwariama

@Nyokaffiii In terms of kuzunguka yeye na yule jamaa wako same. Tofauti ni ati kababy is healthy and loved by people. 😂

My kababy is now walking on his own. I'm so happy guys 😭😭😭 tumemaliza hio stage for good. Sasa hataki kuketi chini ashinde akipiga laps kwa nyumba kama mtu ako patrol 🤣. Bedtime just got spicier

Yamune cartels want to drive the hate for Kasongo to look like it’s a kikuyu thing but kusema ukweli hata Waburundi wa kuuza kahawa hawapendi Kasongo

Anakonda amejam juu alidhani atakua relatable like the opposition akipanda juu ya gari kutukana his haters then all he got from you people ni kumgeuzia telling him that that’s not presidential behavior.

@Pettah_pinchez @Nyambuscov_ If you think about it, sio big deal vile. Watu wa Murima used to throw the dead kwa forest to be eaten by animals.

@lockichar @Nyambuscov_ Wewe ni fala

You guys are throwing tribalism because bibi ya Gustavo anazikwa kwao but honestly if they hadn't paid bride price or kuhanda íthigí yet they had 2kids together then the babe still belongs to her family and sorry to burst your bubble the kids too will be taken the wive's family

When wakadinali said kuna siku mayouth wataungana serikali ilidhani tutaungana tuvute bangi.

@_griftine @ithe_wa_ciana No no no! Kama mnataka kumtoa saa mbili wachaneni na yeye abaki! That's too late! We agreed tunamtoa 6 am!

Ruto hauna bahati walai. Tunakutoa kwa hio kiti asubui saa mbili. Hutaamini

@MsMacharia Sasa wewe if you fall in love na mimi you'll expect me to be taking them? Ah, anyway hata you can't fall in love with me! Ama unaweza? 😂

@lockichar Grow up

They would have to take it in my presence.

@IanJamesMwaiK Why is the gun pointed to my head though? Is it because of insecurity in the country? Ruto has excelled in messing up everything including security and as a result there's proliferation of illegal firearms.

Gun to your head: What has William Ruto excelled in over the past 4 years he has been in power ?

@MsMacharia Coz it looked like a women's affair for a long time.

@lockichar Embarrassing why?

@MsMacharia Hiyo stuff inakaa kuwa very embarrassing. Men taking birth control pills like we saw our mid thirties aunties doing when we were small boys. Ei! 😂😂😂

@lockichar 😂😂😂😂 it's not even entirely about lying. But zii.

??? Unless unaishi kwa polling station sijui residential data ni gani hapo tbh

@_silantoi_____ "Uko kadi ama kazi ni kuuza tu smocha hapa?" 😂😂😂😂

Me to my smocha person: uko kadi??

Hii serikali imeua hadi Chuck Norris at 86

@NaekuMercy @davidmakali1 You want to hold a jobless idler to the same standards as the president?

@davidmakali1 Makali at least pretend to be fair.. Why completely ignore the fact that Gachagua keeps insulting the President. Isn't Jofri the one who should be called by Kikuyu elders and told to cease spats, lectures, and threats?

Kalenjin elders should call their son, President Ruto, to advise him to calm down. The presidency is not a life and death affair, and Kenya will go on as it has after his predecessors. He is too noisy with spats, lectures, threats, and "I will not allow" vows. If he will listen.

@BernardKavuli @rigathi Residence ni yako ama yake? 😂😂😂

@rigathi CORRECTION: who called on me at my residence.

GATHER ALL, SCATTER NONE! I am pleased to have received Honorable Jeremiah Kioni, Deputy Party Leader of Jubilee Party, and former Nyandarua Governor Francis Kimemia, who called me at my Nairobi residence. We engaged in extensive discussions on the direction our country is heading and the urgent need to forge unity in liberating our motherland, Kenya. We are all in agreement that our unity is our greatest strength. Consultations with like-minded leaders continue.

@jaokojohnmark @themayor_ke Sasa mnamuita Anakonda? Why don't you people respect mtukutu Lies? 😂😂😂

Both Anakonda na PA wake wanaugua.

@shobanes 😂

@lockichar 🤣🤣 Khasia!!

Chapati zinatokea maridadi ajabu. Nashangaa juu sijapika chapo in so long.

@brokenwingx_ Nope! You're just dumb and being dumb has no boundaries!

You know what? I am realizing that most of you that are unable to see reason with me are from different countries and therefore exist in a different context. Maybe we just do things differently.