Earl “Big Mac” Hayes

This shit really gets me going. Why the fuck are my nuggets in a paper bag. #ShrinkDons

@bunch_nuts He’ll have a good time at Bowling Green

BREAKING NEWS: Ohio State small forward Colin White is in the transfer portal

Bruce Thornton and the boys over these 5 anyday of the week

@arkrazorbackx This really upsets me, women suck.

I talk to beautiful women but they DO NOT know ball

@KCP_Burner Kid fucks

@gjelq1 10/10 recovery

Not the thing your buddy wants to hear from a girl he bought 3 vodka crans for #FriendsInChudPlaces

@kbagballhazer67 #Pike has to be the gayest shit ever

Are we fucking serious??? #nuke #disintegrate

Got a flick with KD last night, yes it was in my dream. Still counts

@thaddeusbishop3 Sure didn’t

@lockitwbot1 Did you find her, Earl?

It’s another thursday night, the kid is boozing, and the weather is fucking gorgeous. Need I say anything fucking more… #Blonde

Not to single out one race but almost 90 percent of Indian people smell like absolute fucking shit. #Fitfo #GetItTogether

10/10 blonde wife prospect at the gym rn, how do I approach this?

Is it even a good shower if you don’t aim your jimmy into the shower drain and let a piss rip?

John Mobley to the league. Wow, never thought this day would come. Nothing less than proud of the kid. Gonna have to take some time for myself to recover after this, who knows how long it’ll take. Thank you Juni. The best 3 pt shooter in CBB. Sad to see you go Junior. -BM

@jram_atron The Ol Drunk and Horny Combo

@lockitwbot1 Why’s that BM

Tonight’s gonna be a good one

@mkratt_plowing Good integrity Nighthawk

Gotta play it cool

Wife divorced me, just failed my macro mid term, had Florida to win it all, no summer job, 101 fever. Mcdonald’s QPC Meal with 4 nuggets and a Coors Light #Chud

@mikehogsj Praying on your comeback Mike

It’s another Friday and you guessed it, i’m horny. Sweet Sixteen games on tonight and roommate just brought in a case of Coors. Looking to get hammered tonight, reminisce on all my regrets in life, and then crack a chopped bitch. Speak now or forever hold your peace