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Deadly Earnestness

@lockmaaaan

He/him/his. Food service lifer. CFB enthusiast (#GoTops, #GoBucks). 00s indie nostalgist. An Ozymandias in skinny jeans. Aspiring Luddite. New dad. Sober.

Columbus, OH Katılım Nisan 2008
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
Adulthood is looking back and realizing that when you thought you were somehow different growing up, it’s just that everyone has oddities and works with them Millennial adulthood is then later, after that, realizing “oh, I was autistic the whole time. Huh.”
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
NCCA Tournament sessions, as a home viewer, ranked 1) Thursday afternoon 2) Friday evening 3) Friday afternoon 4) Thursday evening
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
@realdealpoliti @BCrawford247 Yours is also a bad example. Liberty didn’t sniff the playoff because it was still a four-team playoff. Only one non-power team ever made the four team field and they did so on the strength of consecutive seasons. Liberty did make a New Year’s 6 game which is more apt.
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lance bell@realdealpoliti·
@BCrawford247 As a Akron Fan, this is a bad example! See Liberty from a few years ago when they went undefeated. Their Schedule was Dead Last in the Country(everyone knew that they were Frauds) and they did not get a sniff of the CFP.
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Brad Crawford@BCrawford247·
Miami (Ohio)'s strength of schedule is 362nd out of 365 teams. Imagine Akron finishing 13-0 and playing in the College Football Playoff.
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The Towel Rack@TheTowelRackWKU·
We will be tweeting tonight from this account with at least two people. One will be at home watching the broadcast, and one will be in the stadium. We may also have some tweets coming from @RedOutPodcast, as well. We have two people down in Huntsville, and we will be taking pics.
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
Is anyone else ready to chuck their phone at Adam Schefter’s head today?
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97.1 The Fan
97.1 The Fan@971thefan·
Today's Fan Poll is sponsored by @jtspizzapub: Who is your favorite Ohio State men's basketball player of this century?
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
Groggily wondered who the hell is out eating at a restaurant at 7am on the morning of the time change. Apparently a lot of people are out to spite daylight savings time. Also, five cops.
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
@SickosCommittee No thoughts, just sounds like a tub of protein powder with only the scoop left in there (complimentary)
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
Nothing in life quite prepared me for watching my girlfriend get the high school post breakup treatment from her ex husband during adults hour at the indoor slide park
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
The manager at the Popeyes on Bardstown Rd in Louisville (Buechel not Fern Creek) coming to me after a solid twenty minutes telling me they didn’t have tenders but he was getting me “a shitload of boneless wings” which I didn’t know Popeye’s even had
celine dionysus / FISHER THING new songs out 🌌@celinedionysus_

we need a business that doesn't do this shit. no forced pleasantries. employees are all checked out or stoned. people would patronize it. this is a big market

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BrooklynVegan@brooklynvegan·
Okay let's settle this... what bands are NOT indie sleaze?
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
I will absolutely stand by this mildly hot take, miss with any suggestion that Soul Meets Body is anything but a bland song that was a decade early in their discography
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
May have raised a minor commotion while making an off handed comment about Narrow Stairs being a superior Death Cab album compared to Plans
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
Listening to @38Godfrey while struggling to connect an Xbox controller that was already connected to the console before is making me feel PEAK elder millennial
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Deadly Earnestness@lockmaaaan·
This time two years ago, I was about as low and rough and miserable as I could ever hope to or imagine being, and it was the only way I was gonna get sober. Since then, things haven’t been perfect, but man has it been so much better.
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