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Bouta start commenting W on my own posts

It’s over bro. You didn’t make her 2025 recap montage

On my Don Draper shit (at the movies by myself in the middle of a work day)

@EndWokeness 14 days and ur still a pussy little gay boy

14 days. Lucy Martinez has still not been fired or disavowed by Hale Elementary School. x.com/endwokeness/st…

Wow. The bar I’m at just played Vossi bop by stormzy followed by the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Cannot believe how many grown men I’ve seen drinking sun cruisers today in Boston

Don, my boy…

@_jackbuckley_ @filmstofilms_ Yup

@filmstofilms_ Incredibles, Ratatouille, Up

Your top 3 movies from this list.

@_jackbuckley_ @CinemaTweets1 Common buckles W but need oppy # 2

@CinemaTweets1 dark knight inception dunkirk dark knight rises oppenheimer begins

Rank ‘Em.

@stoolpresidente Dave, I would be shocked if you could string two sentences together. Also your fans can’t even fucking read so hope you put it on audible

1st things 1st. This cover fucks. Anyway 22 years ago I started a paper route.  Turned it into empire.  Created a lot of fans and enemies along the way. Sold it for 600 milly. Bought it back for a buck. Sometimes life is actually stranger than fiction simonandschuster.com/books/Cancel-M…

Wearing vintage Ralph at the Anne Frank huis

@JDVance @RepJeffries Everyone fucking hates you

If @RepJeffries helps us open the government right now, the sombrero memes will stop. This is my solemn promise.

Trying to be nonchalant at Oktoberfest like my grandpa didn’t slime out all of their grandpas

Air bnb check out instructions be like: strip the bed, towels in the bathroom floor, take out trash, feed the dog, tickle his balls while he eats, take my son to soccer practice, then hit you with a cleaning fee

@KilgallonAidan First time hearing Don Tolivers voice 😮‍💨

@stoolpresidente Dave this is why everyone fucking hates you

With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that’s not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions

@shamanbob_ Where u working Bob

@GregAbbott_TX What happened to cancelling cancel culture, cripple?

Hey Texas State. This conduct is not accepted at our schools. Expel this student immediately. Mocking assassination must have consequences.

@CSuckdown @FiveGuys Cajun fries man

Just throated @FiveGuys in the 4 mins I had during a layover and I genuinely think I need to take a shower

Goated movie. Cant believe I haven’t seen since Obamas first term

@MZHemingway How the fuck is a math professor going to be conservative you stupid cunt

All public universities should be required to have minimum 50% of their staff be conservative professors by spring 2026. In each department.