Lofi @ theclaw.gg

if you’re talking about AI / machine learning and haven’t read the works of Hofstadter, you’re missing the big human picture

Introducing TheClaw.gg - Every Discord server is now an AI Agent API We're talking millions of messages to be used for personal agents and flows theclaw.gg

Alrighty! This took me a fair moment to spin up and harden, but I'm finally ready to release it! TheClaw.gg creates API access for any given Discord server it's installed in, public or private with tailored controls/limits/permissions (i.e. license key/subscription gates) for everyone in it - perfect for agents. What I'd love and my ask: give it a try, run some queries with it, please give me your feedback (+DM me bug reports if any or join the support discord), let me know how it can be useful for you+your community! theclaw.gg

impending release, stay very tuned

M5 Max looking insane - at ~600GB/s bandwidth, this implies an M5 Ultra will have ~1.2TB/s unified memory bandwidth Combine that with 512GB+ of RAM, local models are eating so good apple.com/newsroom/2026/…

When the Anthropic API returns 403s

if you've ever played RTS games and you're not using peon ping you're losing out on the training your brain has unconsciously done

This one is so good I had to print a sticker of it

Very interested in what the coming era of highly bespoke software might look like. Example from this morning - I've become a bit loosy goosy with my cardio recently so I decided to do a more srs, regimented experiment to try to lower my Resting Heart Rate from 50 -> 45, over experiment duration of 8 weeks. The primary way to do this is to aspire to a certain sum total minute goals in Zone 2 cardio and 1 HIIT/week. 1 hour later I vibe coded this super custom dashboard for this very specific experiment that shows me how I'm tracking. Claude had to reverse engineer the Woodway treadmill cloud API to pull raw data, process, filter, debug it and create a web UI frontend to track the experiment. It wasn't a fully smooth experience and I had to notice and ask to fix bugs e.g. it screwed up metric vs. imperial system units and it screwed up on the calendar matching up days to dates etc. But I still feel like the overall direction is clear: 1) There will never be (and shouldn't be) a specific app on the app store for this kind of thing. I shouldn't have to look for, download and use some kind of a "Cardio experiment tracker", when this thing is ~300 lines of code that an LLM agent will give you in seconds. The idea of an "app store" of a long tail of discrete set of apps you choose from feels somehow wrong and outdated when LLM agents can improvise the app on the spot and just for you. 2) Second, the industry has to reconfigure into a set of services of sensors and actuators with agent native ergonomics. My Woodway treadmill is a sensor - it turns physical state into digital knowledge. It shouldn't maintain some human-readable frontend and my LLM agent shouldn't have to reverse engineer it, it should be an API/CLI easily usable by my agent. I'm a little bit disappointed (and my timelines are correspondingly slower) with how slowly this progression is happening in the industry overall. 99% of products/services still don't have an AI-native CLI yet. 99% of products/services maintain .html/.css docs like I won't immediately look for how to copy paste the whole thing to my agent to get something done. They give you a list of instructions on a webpage to open this or that url and click here or there to do a thing. In 2026. What am I a computer? You do it. Or have my agent do it. So anyway today I am impressed that this random thing took 1 hour (it would have been ~10 hours 2 years ago). But what excites me more is thinking through how this really should have been 1 minute tops. What has to be in place so that it would be 1 minute? So that I could simply say "Hi can you help me track my cardio over the next 8 weeks", and after a very brief Q&A the app would be up. The AI would already have a lot personal context, it would gather the extra needed data, it would reference and search related skill libraries, and maintain all my little apps/automations. TLDR the "app store" of a set of discrete apps that you choose from is an increasingly outdated concept all by itself. The future are services of AI-native sensors & actuators orchestrated via LLM glue into highly custom, ephemeral apps. It's just not here yet.

Any time a successful response comes into my worker I’m having it play this clip

@thekitze cursed idea setting up an s3 printer that will print out all the random shit people have in buckets everywhere 😂

just set up an a3 printer and put it to the test. love it.

Maximize for the consistent long game and you -will- win

@geniusyinka @pcuenq @fede_intern absolutely nuts

@pcuenq @fede_intern insane!

MiniMax M2.5 casually responding at ~50 tok/s with MLX (M3 Ultra). The model was released one hour ago 🥳

the #biohacking channel is full of gems eventually i think we'll publish a "the tinkerer way" book together 😂

@thekitze The Tinkerer's Bionomicon

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

we keep cooking, we stay winning

@tinkererclub is legit the highest alpha community in openclaw, self-ownership, self-architecting destiny, and people moving with depth on the frontiers of tech incredible shadcn, creator of openclaw, homebrew, and many more here too btw

@thekitze @sizzyapp reps will beat hype always

smh whole tl shook like i didn't grew @sizzyapp from 0 to $27K mrr in less than a year, and made $1.5m+ with it before llms nothing has changed, you've been just sleeping on me. good morning.

you’re in her DMs with 5 other guys I’m in openclaw’s DMs with 5 other agents we are not the same

Call companion startups in SHAMBLES "Yes, I can send you those notes" "Let me look that doc up" etc. etc.