Matt loftus

BREAKING: In a high stakes meeting regarding the war in Iran our Commander in Chief is falling asleep. This is a disaster.

BREAKING: Donald Trump arrives at his West Palm Beach golf club as the Iran war enters its fourth week.

⚖️CIVIL TRIAL⚖️ Seven Adams County Sheriff's Deputies vs Rapper Afroman (Joseph Foreman) in Ohio Monday, March 16, 2026 The Lawsuit filed claims invasion of privacy and emotional distress after he used 2022 home raid footage in his music videos. 😆 Viral 'Lemon Pound Cake' video brought threats, distress😂

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

It’s a Tennessee thing.

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Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013.