noah

i havent been good at twitter in years because i started thinking differently

they’re saying there’s no more love and affection left for me. they ran out

we cracked… but i shattered

i want to get fucked up on fun and overdose on friendship

im bored can i come over and act rlly normal and regular

thank god

they should invent a job you dont dread going to everyday. they should invent some dope shit too while theyre at it. they should invent the future

should i make progress on my goals? or just keep chilling and hanging out

theyre saying its the year of finding a wife

when i smile it feels so good

pictures were taken of me this year

looking at my phone #lookingatmyphone

dress it up and make it real for me …

ernest hemingway: im hosting a party at treasure club on christmas day. not kidding

@fertile_femcel 😈

im the bar manager your parents warned you about

last night we let the bed bugs bite

@hussyolympics you wouldn’t get it

@loggedonmoron #gay

i dare you to love me unconditionally

i love films