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Logical Blonde
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Logical Blonde
@logical_blonde
CPA with a side of 💎. Reformed Band Geek.
Midwest Katılım Mayıs 2016
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It took me an embarrassingly long time to remember that, while I live in a house in the woods where no neighbors can see in the windows, my aunt very much does not and has many neighbors that can see in her kitchen windows. I hope they enjoyed my Styx dance and sing-along.
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Ah, the signs for Noah’s Ark Swim Classes have been put out again.
Once again, is this the best name for a swimming class?
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@DailyTaxMemes You loved it when they forcibly put the U2 album on everyone’s iTunes?
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Is this a safe space?
If so I have a music take that might get me buried
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My 20 min commute took 70 mins and I missed my son’s band concert. 👍🏻
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So we’re bullying LinkedIn recruiters that message us with roles way below our current title and current pay, right?
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I wasn’t going to say anything to Clark but he’s just as shocked as I am
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my FIL bought a jeep to tow behind their RV. He’s been driving it bc better gas mileage. The last 3 or 4 weekends he’s been at our house and made the same comment about “guess we gotta get some ducks for it”
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@DailyTaxMemes I feel like one of those two would get the popular vote! I’m partial to The Best Deceptions or The Sharp Hint of New Tears.
(The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most and The Swiss Army Romance are definitely my favorite albums).
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What is the preeminent Dashboard Confessional song my Emo friends? Gotta be vindicated or Hands Down right @logical_blonde?
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@__dejabrew Highly recommend taking your nursing pillow with if you got/are getting one!
Otherwise - do not underestimate the number of snacks you’ll want. Overpack the snacks.
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Love that the news is 7 months behind the rest of us
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: The BBC has reported that there appears to be "insider trading consistently happening in the Trump administration before announcements."
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Filed my own tax return before Oct 14th for the first time in years. Please clap.
*This only happened because I knew I was going to owe*
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@DailyTaxMemes *does the refund tracker on the IRS website. Sees that refund processed.
“Did you [*long sigh*] check your bank account?”
“What? No? Should I?”
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"Hi I got my state refund but still haven't gotten the Federal that you filed 10 days ago. Can you call me to help me understand why?"
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Still cackling over Josh Rosen being such a tool at the 2018 draft and then performing so terribly in the NFL.
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Dealing with first headache client that doesn’t know tax law and thinks it should be how they think it should be.
Let’s play guess their profession.
Go.
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I did two things today that I’ve been putting off for a long time. It took a short amount of time and I didn’t die.
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Boys, my tax gray area just got a lot bigger.
Jack@jackunheard
BREAKING: JD Vance reveals the US government doesn’t prosecute fraud that’s under $1.5M a year. “We do not prosecute fraud in this country if it’s under $1.5 million.” Are you serious??
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@IraGilligan Somehow both the best time to party and the most ridiculous.
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@logical_blonde Not always! Sometimes we wore slutty business casual
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15 year throwback. Why were we always wearing animal print + cardigans to the bar?
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