Lawrence Hamilton

My l'un looks more like Errol Flynn than Errol Flynn! #milkmoustache #lookalike

@SamsungUK I’ve made 3 calls to you support teams about a broken fridge shelf, I’m getting passed about and fobbed off, now being told I should return the whole fridge freezer (I have a family of 5’s food in it so that’s crazy). Not what I expected from you. Please help me

@AvisItalia please can you help? I can’t make contact with the Pisa airport team and need to change my booking to pick up in Rome on Sunday at 1150am.

@AvisUK Im having a nightmare trying to contact you. Flight from London to Pisa cancelled so need to change my car booking to Rome in line with new flight. I have 3 kids (inc a baby) so really need help! Are you seriously only helping customers, mon-Fri 9-5?!!

@kriksix hey Sumit. My random #LatteArt reminded me of a mural you painted on my wall sometime around the turn of the century. Hope you’re all good mate.

@thedodomicropub Hey Lucy, are you planning to put some merch online? I’m sure lots of folk would like to keep on supporting the dodo... and I really want a dodo hoodie!

@virginmedia Hi. It’s all on my account notes. My account number is 686204303. I’ve been asking for it to be resolved for a month and haven’t had a call or any contact. Who can I actually speak to abou this?

@logslady Hi Lawrence, I'm really sorry that you haven't had a response to your complaint. Can I ask what this is about please? ^MF

@virginmedia please, please, please can you get back to me about my complaint. It’s been well over a month now and when I call customer services they hang up on me! I’m an ex-employee and I’m falling out of love with you. Come on!

This has been rattling around in my head for a couple of years. What do you think?

Ok, great, but this looks alarmingly like a hack saw. Fairly invasive.

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#fullkitwanker spotted in Lagos on derby day. @Full_KitWanker

Happy New Year beautiful people! Whether you were born here or drawn here, thank you for contributing to our special place. This is Manchester - The centre of the universe. Like and Share if you agree ❤️ ilovemcr.com

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HI. I need a wall! The #BladeofImmortal movie is coming out soon, and @ArrowFilms are commissioning me to do a #samurai piece. It's all paid for, I just need a wall in #Manchester to paint this on, the more centrally located and bigger, the better. Any leads? krx #graffiti #mural

@virginmedia let’s get down. #ST2UpsideDown

Wenger: You’re not going anywhere Alexis. One more year. Sánchez: Urgent exit required. #AllTheFootball #DeadlineDay

You came, you ran, you entertained. You’re #ARunningLegend, @usainbolt!

⚡️⚡️⚡️ One Last Time 1⃣ Come On @usainbolt 🔥 #ForeverFaster #ARunningLegend #IncrediBolt #London2017 #WorldAthleticsChampionships

The man who won races and people’s hearts. Get set to witness @usainbolt’s final sprints in London. #ARunningLegend