Theurak

I am way too socially paranoid to operate 99% of the time.

Ouuugggh fat greasy tires- *Drools* I CAN’T SLEEP- I SEE BIG BUBBLY BODACIOUS BUTTS IN MY DREAMS- Anyways share donuts- now now now now now- you will be paid handsomely in handjobs. (Icky). Salamanders. (Cool).

“Oh… Oh really? You’re ssssure you want that…? You want every inch of this pungent… Poignant pucker digging into your face? Absolutely smearing you with sweat and slime and… All sorts of snake stink… You really want that? Gosh…” A gentle trill sounded out about the both of you. One ravenous with powerful amusement. You were right where you needed to be. “It’s okay.. I get it you know. Sometimes you need to let someone else take the wheel. Sometimes it’s better to lay back and let yourself… Lose to lusssst… His heavy, low hanging fruit bounced as he lowered himself down. A gentle crack slipped from each of his knees as those thick, watermelon like thighs rippled with muscle. Truly, the sun was but shadow behind his massive caked frame. Yet the most alluring thing had to be the swollen, wrinkly, fat greasy TIRE staring you down. It blinked, once, twice, before lowering even further. Kissing your skin and pressing into your belly with a satisfying, sickly squelch. It was so wet. So warm. Every drop of ooze that slipped from that snake-swamp oozed into your body. Fusing with flesh and marking you with such potent, promiscuous perfume. Up and down he went. Marking every inch of territory. Simply grinding his donut against your belly like one would a cock between his endless crack. While you were lost in his movements, his tail snuck around, worming over the ground like a spectral spirit. Amongst the beating of both hearts, it slipped around you with a soft, silky embrace. Oozing beneath your neck so tenderly, as though a ghostly touch. It pushed, supporting your spine, curling around it, lifting you up. Yet it shook. It vibrated and pulsed with raw muscular power, pressing into every power and snappy tendon within the joints of your lower skull. It felt like an angel breathing life into you. Massaging every muscle fibre, every knot. Not a single cavity escaped his kneading, coiled grasp as you grew closer and closer… “I know you’ve been staring.. That’s okay, that’s good! The way your eyes dart so desperately… So hungry.. Oh how it makes me RUMBLE.” His rump stopped moving, sitting clean against your belly. A single sly smirk graced his face as those slit, serpentine eyes turned to gaze into the depths of your skull. Once more, those monstrous thighs rippled with tension as pushed up and off of you, gently shaking his rear as the musky, sloppy donut POPPED off of your skin. Puckering and sucking at nothing, spewing a clear, fragrant ooze like it was saliva. Drooling lines of swampy, sticky and unnatural lube made for a display akin to parting melted cheese. “... Worship. You’d do that for me right? I’m not asking much… All I need is your tongue… Burrowing. Splitting the cavernous wrinkles upon this swollen.. Bulging… Baggy butt… Pleasse~ You’ll love the taste, I promise… It’s not so bad once you get hooked. Once you learn to love digging through every fetid fold like a gold digger panning a river… You’ll learn to croon for these creases… I promise!” His long, plump tail twisted, pulling you up as the very tip licked at the base of your skull. Brushing against it so teasingly, easing into that pressure point with such a precise balance of pleasure and pain. His globe-sized cheeks were all you could see now. All you could smell, all you could THINK about. Between them? That slick, seeping trench looked like it could’ve swallowed you whole… “Jusssst one lick… One and one alone darling… You can do that for me… I know you can~ I know you want to… I won’t judge. I won’t press. You need to accept this yourself… Accccept…” He shifted, slamming the stinky tire right onto your sniffer. The donut clenched around your face, as though kissing it, over and over again. Marking you with that reeking rump. Slobbering and suckling your sniffer. Little by little, he began to grind… Left. Right. To and fro… Dragging your head each and every time, giving you the faintest lick of light, the faintest gasp of fresh air. Only to be plunged back in as you were waterboarded on purely pungent perspiration. Calling it a swamp was.. An understatement. You could only lick and lap as condensation formed on your face. The scent oozing into your nostrils and burning them with such a burning pleasure. What could you do? How could your brain even operate at this point? Your eyes watered, your lungs filling and fluttering as the heavy perfume lacing the air seeped deep into your body. That earthy odour was truly suffocating. Yet ssssoo addictive. It crawled every which way into your trachea before sinking into the base of your lungs. It was like water, something you needed to SURVIVE. It was so asphyxiatingly addictive... So heavy and filling.. But thin enough to filter into your blood. To circulate around your body. To broil your brain in stink. The sheer amount of pheromones flooding your system was innumerable. Your brain couldn’t adjust, it couldn’t handle it. The sheer desire for pleasure saw most of it running through the arteries between lungs and lust. With one last solid smirk, he finally sat all the way down, pressing into you with that thick, sucking, slobbering tire. Letting it truly smother you. Its curved edges folded down on the sides of your face. Cupping every inch of free space to create a perfect seal. A perfect seat. (AMAZING ART DONE BY @GenjiiDaDerg_ Follow him or I will fillet you)

Meesa wrote up a lil something special if you wanna check it out on my FA :3 LOTS OF GAY SNAKE DONUT BE WARNED- I'll post the caption here as well but beep-! furaffinity.net/view/64885141/

Uh oh.

@TurlessFX @Genjer966616 You're looking at it...

@Genjer966616 @LogSpewing Thats a good relationship between boss employe! Where do i sign! ❤️‍🔥🍑💚

Working with the boss after hours all bloated can get him to be pretty demanding, be careful~ Smelly alt for @LogSpewing ~

@OlSlappo02 Holy shit this is so awesome. Thank you so much, you do her so well!

Show'n'Tell #19: the Daily Grind Won by @LogSpewing on da server Tending late night bar can get a girl a bit pent up, luckily this work place's employee facilities allow for some much needed release. I just hope they have a good drainage system...

Snek built up all her courage to give you a valentine but has begun breaking down.

Tried that titty sucking method thing I'm still tired asf Feedback appreciated! #3dart #blender #furryarwork #scp1471 #furrynsfw #wataa

Oh did I mention Mosley has a sister? Her name is Zandraa and she's a total fatass, also a very kind and motherly gal Zandraa: me art: @smoltyph #furryart #furrynsfw #scp1471 #scp #hyper #fatfur

Hope you’re getting my good side~!

Theurak has to unload, several times a day. Which means more often than not my mouth is full of throbbing, musky cock, snake seed, and especially gallons upon gallons of putrid SHIT. No complaints Mosley: Me Theurak: @logspewing Art by: @CoillteArt

At least the demigod of filth is never out of POOP to share, so I'm eating more ripe shit than a sewage I can never get enough of his thick shits... Theurak: @LogSpewing Mosley: Me Art: @possumfilth #furryart #scat #hyperscat #furrynsfw #hyper #coprophagia

It's like what the fuck was I supposed to do, man, it drained my sanity thinking about how I could ever live up to how much you loved me

I love people better when I'm not forced to...

I told you at the start. I can't love. I tried my hardest to and... it was more pain than I can handle. All I did was ask for it to stop. Maybe in a terrible way but, still. I provided a solution for it to stop and you wouldn't take it. How can that be love.

If you don't like snakes Fuck you! Die!

@AviBigShark Good. Finally. Good pillows.

You go to sleep, but the pillows are just enormous Avi nuts

I'm gonna crash tf out. I'm trying to fix my sleep so I'm actually awake in the day. It doesn't matter how much I get, I'm exhausted from the sun being up. So I try and take power nap. Doesn't work. I sleep right through it. Now it's 11 PM and I didn't get to do anything good.

I am terrible at love in any form I'm realizing

@CofieLaIguanaB1 I think you are. Can't speak for anyone else but, you have my vote.

Am I a good person?