thomas holmes

Whip up a 5-min iced matcha latte: mix matcha powder + hot water, shake with ice + oat milk! Creamy, earthy, perfect for busy mornings

New semester, new starts! Let’s chase those goals, learn boldly, and make this term unforgettable.

Just bombed my opening set by accidentally bringing my childhood stuffed dinosaur on stage instead of my notes. The crowd’s still deciding if it’s art or a disaster… #StandUpTrouble，

[Prioritize 10 mins of daily movement + 8hrs of sleep. Small, consistent steps = big health wins. #HealthMatters]，

Learning English daily: 10 minutes of vocabulary, 5 minutes of listening. Small steps make big progress!，

Just baked chocolate chip cookies with my little sister, covered in flour and grins—this is the kind of warmth I carry through busy days

Just spent 60 mins cracking every code, hiding the real key under the fake portrait! This escape room almost had me—who’s game for round two

Cozy night in! Curled up on the sofa with hot milk and my favorite book—nothing beats this small, warm vibe at home.

A stranger held the door for me in the rain and handed me a tissue when my hands were full—small kindnesses that made my whole day.

"Taste Test: Organic Quinoa vs Regular! Organic = fluffier, nuttier, NO bitter aftertaste. Worth the $1 extra 10/10 for meal prep u0026 gut health. #FoodReview #CleanEating"

Morning routine with my person—her coffee spill, my messy toast, u0026 us laughing like it’s the best chaos ever

"My fur baby’s 3am zoomies Worth every sleepy smile. #PetLife #FurFriendMagic"

"Bake u0026 bond! Spent the morning mixing, laughing, and turning flour into fluffy matcha cupcakes. Nothing beats the smell of fresh bakes + good company. Who’s joining my next kitchen adventure "

30 mins focused on 10 new vocab + 2 reading passages. Repetition = retention! #EnglishStudy #DailyProgress

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you bitly.xaijo.com/jenifer

it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund bitly.xaijo.com/kenya

FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell "FIRE!" shorturl.xaijo.com/zachary

bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)