koko 🍒

My sisters friend has never seen the twilight movies, I’m crashing out

Just need someone who can lift me up so I can hang from the pull up bar without being the girl who needs a box :(

In conclusion, the gym does in fact help my mental health

@maestramuerta 👀

i’m omw to stab 8 of you, watch out

Go to the gym. Life is better when you’re strong and sexy.

@befvckinfr She’s always on my mind, does that mean she doesn’t shut up about me ever???

I’m having a “my grief is over filling my cup” kinda day… death fucking sucks

@marishannah Ugh I love this for you

@lolwitchymama Gotta go see the loves of my life 🫶🏻

In 4 days I'll be finally be back at the boy zoo 🫶🏻

don't kiss the forehead of someone you don't intend to keep. Forehead kisses are promises

“NO CLOSED DOORS ALLOWED!!!!” - my cat anytime she can’t enter a room she doesn’t actually wanna enter.

i be loyal from the first hi

I’m starting to have dreams again but they’re absolutely insane, I don’t even know how to journal them

@piscesinmyvenus 😭😭

@lolwitchymama I feel like such a little hoo-errr

I hate that the only way to see your hammy muscles is to bend over in front of the mirror :////

“It’s just an inconvenience to my day” - my 13 year old’s take on laundry. Should I inform him now or later how this is minor compared to the suffering he will face when he gets a JOB 😂

"sabrina, what's your favorite movie?" "uh... shrek 2!" 😭😭 #metgala