Marta Long

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or w/e

If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh, marry them.

you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class

Just how big is our galaxy? If our sun was the size of a white blood cell, the Milky Way galaxy would be the size of the continental U.S.

Candles are 10x worse for the environment than lightbulbs.

A plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won't judge you because I will also be in my pajamas.

When we first met, I had no idea you'd become this important to me.

Women are more receptive to compliments on their skills and abilities more so than compliments on appearance.

There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING LIKE CAN I SET YOU ON FIRE PLEASE

i can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever math formula we were learning yesterday

I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between

Unhappy individuals generally require more sleep than those who are satisfied with their lives.

Apple seeds are poisonous!

At birth, baby kangaroos are only about an inch long--no bigger than a large water bug or a queen bee.

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

Scientists recently theorized that Jupiter may have seas of liquid diamond.

I have unlimited texting and only text about 3 people...

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her

i strongly regret ever liking you