Chef Jeff ♚

I sometimes think of retiring this bit, but after the last couple months, I’m happy to let everyone know it is sticking around

Alright ya’ll I’m officially outta this hellhole. 🧵🪡 , 🔵🌤️, or whatever catches on next:

@mattomana I thought about not tweeting anymore either, but I also imagine this will be the beginning of a long chain of really sus shit the app will do moving forward now that it’s no longer handcuffed by regulations

My friends please tell me where you all decide to go to I’ll resurrect my threads acc or actually start using the sky twitter thing as long as I have people I know on there. Just please lmk where ya’ll go lmao

@georgee206 Hell of a run

@longlivejtodd Its been a good run

@cbuntz1 @NandosUSA I’m so envious fuck lol

Austin getting a @NandosUSA is unreal

Bless hotel employees. Truly the backbone of tourism

Eastern Washington every time they get outvoted by the majority of the population

@Theodore_Cao Hey sounds like an upgrade from terrible fucking week right? 😀

There’s so much of me that wants to blame this, but I stand by the fact that the USA never wanted to elect both a woman and someone who is POC for president

Bracing myself to get dunked on by the dumbest fucking people in the country.

@Theodore_Cao Tomorrows a new opportunity. Sleep doesn’t ever hurt even if the feelings are brother

@Theodore_Cao I’m sorry dawg 🙁

I’m never going to a theme park without an express pass again

@lometheus Listened to it on the train yesterday. I think the talking to the devil thing was a little cheesy but otherwise I love it

TSA PreCheck: Separate line. Easy to move thru. Universally recognized throughout North America CLEAR: At a few airports in the US. A random dude in the airport scans your fingerprints and takes you to the front of the TSA line to cut dozens of people who have waited an hour

Another top tier October in the books. Life is great

@lometheus Wish they’d bring Supreme back lol

@nowiequigtar Nice! Hell yeah lol

@nowiequigtar I’ve just heard French people are hella mean to tourists which is why I wouldn’t wanna go lol