Loni Risdon

every time I ask this wee old man who comes into my work how he is he says “better that i’ve seen you” and I just overheard him say it to another girl 😔💔. all boys are the same

wonder if anyone will ever release a song better than hate that i love you by rihanna... unlikely

so my dog jumped out of my window today...

@zedheaad thank u angel 🤍🤍🤍 xxxx

Happy birthday to my gorgeous gal @lonirisdonn, have the best day ❣xxx

@ryangrier9 thank u angel🥳🤍. get the flights booked with morg as soon as this is all over pls

u know you’re in a weird mood when you’d rather drive in silence than listen to music :)

movie days where u don’t leave ur bed unless you’re going to the kitchen for more snacks are so needed😋

weird to think you could have been in someone’s dream and you’ll never know

can’t see my sleeping pattern ever recovering from this

@Nicolebairdd_X @michaellathomso just coincidentally when i had left the room...

@michaellathomso @lonirisdonn I’ll leave this here

always laugh when i think about the time i left nicole in my room with my ipad & when i came back the ipad was smashed. it’s been about 7 years and she still claims it wasn’t her :)))) must’ve been the wind x

@Nicolebairdd_X it was a mutual decision tbf

@lonirisdonn You .. you crashed into me with your car and crushed me into a WALL

@Nicolebairdd_X u broke my ipad and put a dent in my car 🥺 sad and upset

@lonirisdonn Cause that stupid iPad smashed itself and blamed me and I have no way of proving my innocence !!

@Nicolebairdd_X why you so defensive

@lonirisdonn Fuck off fuck off fuck off this gets me so raging because it genuinely WASN’T ME

@Nicolebairdd_X 🥺 well that was nice & unexpected 🥺

If I was as naturally pretty as Loni I would never complain again

@zedheaad isn’t it!!! it genuinely feels like a purge is happening😭😂

Police in the streets telling everyone this is a state of emergency and to go home and stay indoors. Mallorca is officially on lockdown for the next 2 weeks. Wash your hands, take all the precautions. This is like something out the purge.

going out at the weekend doesn’t even cross my mind anymore. i honestly believe there’s an old woman trapped inside my body

When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny

OH I’M SORRY BUT IT AINT ON