Beth Gaertner

@freverett If we say love is love then shouldn’t everyone be allowed to love however many people they want? Poly life isn’t for me but it’s not hurting me if someone else is into it

Here’s a new one- my linked in profile was hacked. I am not Shi Han Li. Anyone have experience with this?

I haven’t slept more than 3 hours at a time in 7 days and have a quiet hotel room with a king bed all to myself tonight. I, like the cool calm and collected adult I am, bought a ticket to see @davematthewsbnd instead.

@katereinking Rooting for Calista from NEOhio!

Happy Jimmy Awards Monday! Can’t wait to see what finalist they foolishly don’t pick to win that ends up big on Broadway in a year or two. Also rooting for Camille from Colorado, because SHE IS A STAR! (But won’t be watching it live so don’t spoil it in the replies)

Hey @Rockies, long time baseball fan, first time visitor to your stadium. Your audio is ROUGH. We can hardly hear anything y’all are saying from 204

My 83 year old castmate just wrote me a 5 paragraph email on all the reasons he appreciates working with me and excuse me while I go cry 🥹

@JayCusick Really? I got my conditional acceptance less than 2 weeks after I applied

@lookforbeth I applied about 2 months ago and haven’t heard anything about my appointment!

I just booked a 7:30am global entry appointment for Monday. My day off. In Detroit Michigan. Which means I need to leave my house approximately 4:30am. Anyone in Detroit have breakfasts recs before I turn around and drive home?

@ZackMcDerm I forgot you had lived there! (Still live there? I’ve lost track) Send me your recs!

Reminder: You can be disappointed with someone for choosing to cross a picket line, especially if they have leverage, but they are not a scab unless they are crossing a picket line to provide actual writing work ordinarily done by the WGA. #Jeopardy

Wow, that is disappointing, @KenJennings.

@erinjeanwarde SVU or Gilmore Girls are my go-tos

@katereinking The book is on my top 5 of all time. Reminds me I’m due for a reread

Few things have made me ugly cry as hard as Firefly Lane

Vicki Clark: "Justin is my heart. This is his 1st prol job. To go from graduating from high school to a Tony nom is an incredible arc, which he earned. Bonnie is a force of nature and she is an incredible person. She did not get nominated for Head Over Heels & she deserves it."

@Bryanthe_BA They went to record a tiny desk concert for @NPR!

My inner analyst wants to use time stamps to figure out where the cast of Kimberly Akimbo went on their great adventure today…but my adhd kicks in and reminds me that most of the world just considers that stalking…well anyway I better get back to making corn pudding….

Len Goodman will always be an icon in the world of ballroom dance, and we were lucky to have him as part of our ‘Dancing with the Stars’ family for 31 seasons. He was warm and caring, and always delivered genuine guidance.

You can take away me blue checkmark, but me cookies are off limits!

@BamSaum @GraceWalkerrr Gotta make her shitty life better after performing that plot 8x a week!

@GraceWalkerrr Everyone thinks she’s going to the museum of bway but she takes a left when she exits so she’s obviously going to see Kimberly Akimbo

jessica chastain is leaving behind THE arian moayed to experience something better (the museum of broadway) and you're LAUGHING?? you're laughing.

I did a volunteer interview with someone who works for one of- if not the largest newspapers in the US. We started with her showing me the views from her NYC office. The serotonin boost I received when she showed me the Empire State Building was exactly what I needed today.

I have a question for the men. Men only** please ladies, let them talk. Okay my question is what the f*ck? 🤷🏼‍♀️