Yel

The guitar man on the corner of Gravois and Hampton twitter.com/alexgann0n/sta…

virgo taurus & capricorn placements

“smoking is not lady like” me:

Trying to compete with me has got to be the most exhausting thing in the world. You always lose.

WWE Wrestlers are drag queens for straight men. I will not be taking further questions at this time thank you

Ima do this whenever I want someone to stop talking to me

i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation

I remember one time years ago someone told me they named their kid after a character on Game of Thrones and I was internally judging them so hard. Little did I know that I would absolutely fall in love w the show and end up wanting to name my kid after Game of Thrones as well

my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

Does calling someone selfish when they’re being selfish warrant them calling you a dumb ass or is that not emotional abuse/manipulation

This is exactly what happened w otf and it felt oh so good

solar eclipse FOMO was manageable… but northern lights FOMO is another level

My mother birthed the realist bitch ever! I Thank God for her.

get your fucking ass up and go to karaoke it seems like no one wants to go to karaoke these days

"look at your keyboard betw..."

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

is it female rage or am i just my father’s daughter