Alfie

fucking dreadful 😭😭😭😭😭😭

btw teachers put this up in the classroom to indicate they want half the country dead

A game where you try to brush a cat without getting caught is going viral 'Brush Jjaemu' is a free browser game that is "surprisingly difficult"

serial loser speaking

Uli Hoeneß on the difference between Vincent Kompany and Thomas Tuchel: "Two things are important. This coach [Kompany] makes every player better. And I've never seen him conduct a press conference where he said: I need a left-back, I need a right-back, as was the case under Tuchel. When the team didn't play well, he [Tuchel] never questioned himself; it was always the team's fault: 'That right-back isn't working, Kimmich isn't a good player. And [he said] regarding Gravenberch, who now plays in Liverpool: 'I can't use him at all.'". He once asked Stanišić if he could speak German, even though he was born here. So these are all things that are unacceptable. And that's the big difference" [Podcast Auf eine weiß-blaue Tasse]

‘Rio’ was released 15 years ago today.

I can't stop rewatching those 2 goals man, watching the südkurve explode into mayhem and start flooding towards the bottom is one of the most magnificent sights ever

In recent days, reports began to surface suggesting that Jamal Musiala could start against Real Madrid, largely due to concerns around Serge Gnabry’s knee discomfort, and what followed was not measured discussion, but outright outrage, a wave of doubt from parts of the fanbase and neutrals alike, questioning his readiness, questioning his form, and ultimately questioning whether he belonged on a stage of this magnitude so soon after returning from injury. Jamal Musiala absorbed all of it, took it personally, and responded like the generational talent he is, stepping on as a substitute and immediately taking control, dictating tempo, breaking lines, carrying the ball with authority, forcing Real Madrid into constant reactions, drawing crucial fouls, and playing a direct role in Eduardo Camavinga’s first yellow and eventual dismissal, while delivering a moment of pure brilliance, a sublime assist later voted Assist of the Week by UEFA for Luis Díaz, a contribution that didn’t just influence the game, but ultimately decided the entire tie. This wasn’t just impact, this was authority, this wasn’t just a response, this was a statement, Jamal didn’t just silence the noise, he rose above it in real time, and now the internal dynamic is shifting rapidly, because what once looked like a careful reintegration has turned into an unavoidable conclusion, the push into the starting eleven is no longer a matter of patience, but of necessity.