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Was just starting to become homies with my coworker then they quit 😔 wasted brotential

Girl got me bricked up, she my whole Lego Universe

lord of the rings sequel be like: 2 Rings 2 Rule Them All

@urbancatfitters Was it the crunchwrap

Save me spicy potato taco

@hanfjob This says a lot about our society

@clubmoss_ That second Pfizer booster shot got me like

Having cup 2 of coffee in the morning

@ksorbs Fuck you idiot

You’re Canadian, who cares. You don’t have any rights so you wouldn’t understand why we want to keep ours.

@introvertsmemes Griffin

draw this on your keyboard and whatever word comes up describes your love life 🌚

at work eating the worst crissont in human exsastince

@ksorbs You’re a fucking idiot loser

@ksorbs You are so fucking stupid it’s mindblowing

I’ll leave this here. twitter.com/TheWakeninq/st…

Standin in checkout at the grocery store got me thinking thoughts like. I’m gonna push my car full of unpurchased groceries to my car and drive away. instead of waiting in this line behind the teen couple making out in front of me with three snotty iPad kids sitting in their cart

if you listen to Higher by Creed for 72 hours straight you'll be teleported here

@cheeserburger Size is relative

@SilentDawnLB This is such a unique list

fuck it, posting a top 16

@urbancatfitters ThAt penis is big as fuck

Call me a wizard cause I be sippin on the Elemer Magical Liqiud

Fucked up in target. Didn’t know they made glue this big