Lord Taco

Happy Friday the 13th!

I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW

I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.

put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.

*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day

No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.

You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.

If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast

Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift

Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco

WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES

What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.

I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.

THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.

dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize

There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.

Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.

Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.