homicide pillow princess

@bdebone2 perfect ground score

MFL Loaf

@valyrie_null how about a guided tour of the national aquarium in exchange

@loremipsumass I would debase myself for some I'm not gonna lie

craving a kolache so bad dude

@valyrie_null give me 2-3 weeks and the finest genuine texas kolaches will be yours

I'm talking like sausage and cheese, breakfast kolache, fuck I'll take some pepperoni bread type shit too dawg I need my savory breakfast pastries

@valyrie_null i passed out for like four hours until my migraine subsided and now i'm getting ready to tackle the day

@loremipsumass What do you mean you just got up

oomfs should I put on clothes just to go to 7 11 for an energy drink

@valyrie_null i knowww, but i just got up so i believe in you!

@loremipsumass But then I have to get up ;-;

@valyrie_null go get energy drinks

local supermarket has stopped stocking of em so I'm out and don't have energy to do shit about fuck

carefully dialing in my comfortron air conditioning system

@valyrie_null what i would absolutely love is the insides of my wrist and forearms laced up with silver chain. less viable but the same on my throat would be lovely

@loremipsumass waow

god i need to canvas for a chain one like these, had never occurred to me to do a play piercing with chain instead of the more common or silk i usually see

flight attendant when leaving the plane said "welcome to houston" and "have a great weekend" which i think are opposites

divine and infallible, given the past year i think the mandate of heaven is kinda solidly still present

tired of this, i can just bootstrap delusional self confidence from thin air like last summer

aurora was bust last night but saw fireflies for the first time so not all was lost

I think it would be fun to perform amateur surgery one someone ehehe

tbh every time I kill a cockroach with violent force based on nothing other than a sensation of visceral disgust I am disturbed by the fascistic possibilities that lurk within my own heart and i’m not joking :-// the jainists are right probably

finally have claws again

Housewarming gift set for the most annoying transfem T4T couple you know

@Undue_Risk personally a veteran of playing way too aggressively at imessage 8 ball for people just trying to keep in touch

I will lose at iMessage 8 ball to anyone who wants to

yeah I liked your thirst trap cuz you’ve got fat tits. so what. we’re all human