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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️

@lorigibbs

Comedian ✨ Human Antidepressant ✨ Keynote Speaker ❤️ spread more love 🖕 give less fucks 🔥 #talktostrangers

Alberta, Canada Katılım Haziran 2010
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Matt McQueen
Matt McQueen@mattmcqueen·
This vehicle has now parked in front of my house for the last 3 days and each time they've blocked my driveway. Can I back out and go around it? Yeah, but I think it's ignorant and I'm debating whether or not to leave a note on the windshield before calling parking authority. 🤬
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️@lorigibbs·
I had a craving for salad last night and now I think I need a Life Call device.
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Christy Farrell
Christy Farrell@ChristyjFarrell·
People who own pressure washers, does it feel as powerful as it looks to have?
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JosieBalkaFM@JosieBalkaFM·
My mom just asked me if I’ve ever tried e transferring
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️@lorigibbs·
Can some widower sugar daddy buy me a blue check mark? WHERE ARE YOU NOW, CATFISH?
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️@lorigibbs·
Thrice yesterday, my Cat George & I both thought the kettle whistling was in fact a posse of songbirds. We were both very confused. Thrice. Dim & Dimmer over here.
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Amanda Brooke Perrin
Amanda Brooke Perrin@brookeperrin·
using a ouija board to connect with all of the moments I’ve killed
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Amanda Brooke Perrin
Amanda Brooke Perrin@brookeperrin·
Are You There God? It's Me, The Stupid Little Bitch
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JosieBalkaFM
JosieBalkaFM@JosieBalkaFM·
If you don’t check your alarm at least 9 times, did you even set one?
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Ian MacKinnon
Ian MacKinnon@Radioian·
I’m sick, home alone, and it’s an obligation-free Saturday. So I’m deep diving into my nerdy YouTube interests. There are a LOT of major modern cities that were founded in swamps.
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☀️Gori Libbs ☀️@lorigibbs·
I like good meds & I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When a nurse walks in with a little paper cup & some round things for your tongue, you get SPRUNG. Er somethin. Take yer meds.
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