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WE DID IT!!! HEAVYWEIGHT TIER: COMPLETE!

if i had a nickel for every chinese canadian dragoon oomf that found my twitter account through this tweet id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

両足そろえてあごのせメイちゃん

Growing up I had a siamese cat who after learning not much of anything for almost a decade, give or take, of life on this earth learned how to punch people in the balls for attention. She did this several times a week until she passed away peacefully in her early 20s.

I remember when first seeing this, I thought it was a gag reel

"phys range speaking"

happy world otter day 🦦

sluts vs p5s

뱀프 파탈

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Happy World Otter Day! 🦦✨ Today we're celebrating the five fabulous otters in our care: sea otters Ruby, Sekiu and Mishka, and North American river otters Molalla and Zweigle! 💙 Plan your visit to the Aquarium soon to visit these rambunctious rascals! 🦦

i volunteered to wake the raid leader

@losulci An alternate way to explain the midare drift on the samurai rotation

@felineBrand @saterienne_ nah, you’re all good. it was intentionally kind of shitty LOL that’s why i was so shocked that someone got it

@losulci @saterienne_ oh...i guess it worked for some ;; sorry i sounded really stupid in my reply

@saterienne_ @felineBrand you’ve nailed it actually that’s exactly it LOL i can’t believe the burger joke worked

@felineBrand @losulci i read it as bacon refers to the 2 ogi namakiri gcds and the periodic stealing of lettuce refers to having to set up getting all 3 3 gcd sens in meikyo windows

‘a chinese canadian explaining a japanese job using an american analogy is an amazing sign of how much multiculturalism has grown’

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

I wrote your tweet

Ultimate friendship goal

no way its not even summer yet

i’ve seen like a whole pile of tweets abt how miserable reclears was last night… glad everyone lost (?)