lotusonia

@littlesharkk AHH OMG IM JUST SEEING THESE I LOVE THEM 😍

Have you ever heard that love is a metaphor.

Too many men asking for a big titty goth gf. Not enough asking “do I posses the qualities needed to attract a big titty goth girl?”

The worst thing is realizing that someone isn't a bad friend, they're a bad friend to you, specifically. Like wow apparently you're capable of not being an asshole to people who are not me? Cool cool.

it’s officially our month 🖤

quickest way to lose me is to keep doing shit i told you i don’t like

I’ll do anything for a mf that make sure I’m happy.

U cannot repeatedly disappoint somebody & expect their energy to still crave you

let’s get 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸

Yo I’m screaming cause I just made my rent in 1 night

Crystals aren’t going to help me I need a gun

just a reminder

twilight characters as dogs - a thread:

Happy anniversary Bob and Linda!

‘did it hurt when…’ yeah actually it did i’m a very overly emotional person

dream jobs: - forest witch - rich vampire’s wife - haunted bookstore owner

My boyfriends dick gets harder for @deftones than it does for me