Louise Root

Attention Texas friends: DO NOT attempt to adopt this adorable kitty, Crawford, whose foster mom is @louiseroot. He is unusually affectionate, so you might get too attached to him. If you choose to ignore this warning, see adoption details below #sl_embed&page=shelterluv_wrap_1601325792999%252Fembed%252Fanimal%252FHPA-A-12761" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">houstonpetsalive.org/find-cats/#sl_…

@byjayroot Omg what!!!! This looks so fun I’m jealous!!!!!!!

Yes that is a skier — flying down the hill outside my house in snow covered South Austin 2/ #ATXWeather

Happening outside my house right now in hilly, snow-covered South Austin 1/ #TexasFreeze

the next stimulus

Omg yes absolutely same

I just don’t understand how all of the racist, homophobic, immoral, transphobic, misogynistic things Trump has said and stood for wasn’t a deal breaker for this many Americans.

Not me drunk on wine believing that Kanye apologized to Taylor!! Bye!!!!

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

y’all mind if i have a good week

Next time my bf pisses me off ima eat a Nature Valley bar over him while he sleep

93% of people won’t retweet this. I hope you are one of the 7%

Me waking up every morning and realizing that I am still, in fact, the dumbest b*tch I know

@loraull If you’re a student 😎

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