Lucas Connolly

I was born and raised by lesbians in 1986. First show I ever saw was a drag show. I was 8. The worst thing that happened to me is now I want attention from strangers.

@danlicatasucks Incredible! Hell yea brother

MINNEAPOLIS this Thurs 🎟️: theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/viv…

@maxfine_ Yes. That’s the move

@lovablelucas I’d rather just admit that I am bad

Hi! My new special Half of We just dropped on @nateland_ent hope you like it! youtu.be/Yu7EblMo1Ig?si…

@katewillett I’ll be Tony. “Soothe Lucas” has a ring to it.

@KSeefried Or a beer Americans love beer

@maxfine_ Actually. Me too. Coders. Understand joke structure formula

My favorite joke of all time was written by a guy who quit comedy to learn how to code

@GianmarcoSoresi I could clocked it. Remember when you drank 5 cups of coffee at lunch and you still seemed tired.?

I was diagnosed with ADHD this year (at age 36!!!) and here’s some of the signs I should have noticed sooner (🧵):

I try to be openminded about new stuff, and I've definitely come around on some things I started off skeptical of, but I still haaaaaaate the shift towards lumping all art and media together and calling it all "content."

My special "The Crowd Work Tour" was on Netflix in 2015.

The Yang Gang is back!

@columtyrrell If you figure out the Dakotas let me know. It’s the hardest states to find work and it ruins runs

I’m putting together a run of shows in Montana, Wyoming, the Dakotas, maybe some other states up there. Is there anyone following me here from that region? And if so what’s the closest city/town to you?

I’m the first person to say it but “people who don’t like pineapple on their pizza cum taste terrible.”

@katewillett 2nd for tickled and the second part on hbo. I also really liked Hulus Amazing Jonathan doc.

they made me cut my my Sybian joke, but tbh i had da time of my life performing on @LateNightSeth. full set: youtube.com/watch?v=8J5iq9…

this week has been crazy. i headbutted a moving subway to impress some NYU students. da EMTs placed me in a juvenile sike ward called "iykyk psychiatric facility". they kicked me out for lying about having a Deadpool v Wolverine torrent on a thumbdrive. & now tomorrow Seth meyers

Since I was a kid I’ve had a reseeding hairline I was one of those blonde comb over horror movie 6 year olds “Heyy mummy-Tell me I should wear a hat” That’s not happening to my child 6 weeks they’re getting on a plane We’re going to Turkey We’re getting plugs IDC Call PEDA

Full special tonight on YouTube, 8pm EST/5pm PST youtube.com/watch?v=wrCb9r…

Can’t wait to see that 1st debate in prison!

Apple Music knows nothing. Where’s Slint???