andrea elizabeth

Holy shit I have a baby.

What is with this soccer show making me teary eyed EVERY EPISODE!? Ted fucking Lasso

Social media, man. Not even a donut can get a break from the bullying.

Me only recognizing a celebrity because I saw their segment on Sesame Street first. 🤦‍♀️

Me- “I feel it in my bones. But not my structural bones just my toe bones… should I’ve felt it in my structural bones?” Husband-

He’s a ten but he cries on tv while being interview for a “Fans react to the Leafs game 3 loss” segment.

“You’ve head of Elf of the Shelf, get ready for Displacement in the basement” lol! @InsymTtv

I just had a brief delightful conversation with a woman named Patty about snow while in line outside of service ontario . Why am I like this? Better yet, how can people be mean to nice old ladies?

“Slashing someone’s tires is not a practical joke. That’s impractical. You pulled an impractical serious.” @CornerGas

Shout out to @HomeDepotCanada for having paper bags. 1. Obvious a great alternative to plastic bags or for I g you to buy reusable- which I always forget 2. This free paper bag has been my kids favourite toy for the past 30 minutes.

Please watch the astronaut in the middle. Can we get a wellness check on that poor bastard? He just gets launched into space with no concern from our beloved Elmo or Abby.

@JeffPBlanchard I’m a Mc Chicken diehard & Matt loves a Big Mac - we both give it two thumbs down.

@love_ae You just saved me $10 cause now I don’t have to try it! Thank you for your service!

I hated the chicken Big Mac. Just a little opinion piece you didn’t ask for.

It all started by chatting with some fellow new moms on an app called @peanut then it turned into a sizeable group of new friends for me and my daughter. Happy #GalentinesDay to our friends in Brampton, Ont #mypeanutpal

I have been smelling faint cigarette smoke in my home for months. My husband can’t smell it- but I can. Finally I googled it- this is a lingering symptom of covid. Guess who in my household had covid and who did not..

She’s not missing out on you in her life. You are missing out on her in yours.

Any time I see Danny Trejo I picture his severed head on a tortoise. Breaking bad spoiler, not sorry.

Do you watch baking shows and get so hungry for a full on cake.. or are you normal?

@fransaraco As of today. 💕

i’ve been accidentally sober for just over two years now and waking up without a hangover/hangxiety on weekends is such a boost to my quality of life

I’m pretty sure my kid thinks @cornergas - animated is a children’s show. Parenting win ✨ cc: @BrentButt

Me/mom of the year- “Did Elmo just say ‘a slide is a ramp you build for your ass’ ?”