love as laughter!

this what happens when you in a cool band and also lick an LAL Sicko patch

gotta be honest this twitter acct has been HEAVILY slept on. we recently did a tour w/ built to spill. it was awesome. highlights soon or just go to instagram because this is just words

@ThatEricAlper this boring line of questions

@CNN WOW. progress? good news that makes me depressed.

Marijuana possession cases, regardless of quantity or a person's criminal record, will no longer be prosecuted in Baltimore, State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby announced cnn.it/2DIh7Bo

@90sdecade radio station rules

What a game Outrun was! Absolute classic.

@gibsonguitar maybe me

Tuesday Bluesday 🎶 Who wants to play this beauty? #gibson #onlyagibsonisgoodenough

@SarahKSilverman thats avant garde

My vagina has off-beat good looks. I have a handsome vagina

@ThatEricAlper pens

@Lord_Arse smerb warrior

Who is your favourite Street Fighter? 🤔

@instagram hey, insta, im trying to consolidate (ie fix) my instagrams, now one is glitching out. everyone who’s tried to get help from these people go ahead and laugh.

@nytimes party on, wayne

President Trump has sold himself as a self-made billionaire but a Times investigation found that he received more than $400 million from his father’s empire, much of it through dubious tax schemes during the 1990s, including instances of outright fraud. nyti.ms/2ycj05o

Jeez my last tweet was so unimportant. Totally forgot about CHAPS SEASON

There’s really not a Lync twitter, I’d hate to be on mail duty for that. But after all the years I can guarantee that it sounds the same through ANY SPEAKER SYSTEM. earbuds to Bose good luck! youtu.be/pNTenJ-0mbg

@arwenn 😹

Today was hard. I decided to buy tampons for all the woman at my work and now I will tweet the entire script of Thelma & Louise.

@Mets @Noahsyndergaard yeah dude!

.@Noahsyndergaard’s cleats though. 👀⚡️

@CNN dude is a total doosh. Seriously he’s a cracked out bully. Good luck tellin it to his face doh

UFC star Conor McGregor was charged with three counts of assault and one count of criminal mischief after an alleged bus attack, New York Police Department says cnn.it/2EpLCt8

they got beefy stew on the fact you care about a dog? #beefstew twitter.com/_kenziereese/s…

If time is money are ATM's time machines?

Tonight! Sam Jayne of LAL plays guitar in PRISON, after @wronggary #maximumernst and #kitchen scorch your face. be sure to follow nocturne and ceremony on instagram! good shows in the hood are BACK

Mark Zuckerberg is one of the last people you should trust, and I mean that both literally and alphabetically.