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i also would be scared of a 19 year old if he played like this

@timbithockey IM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN HELL AND HEAVEN RN

@lovebrini I FEEL INSANE

@timbithockey FUCK

Porter Martone (6’3) STUNS in new picture.

Look who it is! 👋 Porter Martone, who signed his entry-level contract with the @NHLFlyers earlier today, is in the house!

@NHLFlyers there was a shift in the universe.

👀🛬

Attaquant, numéro 72, Arber Xhekaj Forward, Number 72, Arber Xhekaj #GoHabsGo

@laneshutson #WGFT

we ALL getting fucked tonight #oilup #wgft

@slaggszn counting down the days…

@lovebrini if i ever decide i can feel ambivalent towards the habs youd be the first to know

@slaggszn i hope one day you find it in your heart to lower your standards. i would love to be your tour guide ❤️ and thats so freakin cool!! i also wanna get an invite from the habs hello

@lovebrini see i dont dislike anyone on the habs i just think montreal is the devil. my aunt was invited as a guest to four nations by the habs tho. i just have standards. if i didnt id really love them i feel it

@timbithockey are you the real porter martone im shaking

@lovebrini youre insane for putting these pics of him on my tl.

PORTER MARTONE IS A NHL PLAYER !!!!

@timbithockey you should know that by now. i’m mentally unwell.

@timbithockey they need to create an alternate jersey thats dark green idgaf. we are all porter martone.

@lovebrini QUICK HOW DO WE GET THE FLYERS TO CHANGE THEIR SIGNATURE COLOR TO DARK GREEN

@timbithockey oh marleebear… you didn’t have a single clue about what was about to happen

im starting to like martone... oh no

@guhl3s OMG QUINNIE FIGHT BACK?

@lovebrini mitch marner is a worthless whore

guhle bad first period

@guhl3s habs? who are they? im new to hockey i just found out about mitch marner yesterday

@lovebrini oh look it’s the fake habs fan

the way he just kept on going.

@slaggszn YAAAAYYYYYY

@lovebrini porter jersey purchase to celebrate im srs