chai • nyc

I feel like… the uber driver should’ve cracked the window BEFORE he farted… or even now after the fact… but no, we’re just sitting in it.

Hahahahah, our row won free chicken at the NYCFC match😂 I’m dying.

I know that engagement is shit because the algo is trashed, but I’m curious about who you guys would guess is my favorite band… I cycle through a couple, but there’s one constant.

My old boss just hit me up for work next week too! Double yay!!!

Who likes the smell of pussy? 🙋‍♀️

I might have a job tonight, yay!

I was just sent $25 on @YouPay! Yay! Pay or tip me at: youpay.me/lovesickchai

Mmm. Sounds tasty… /shade 😒

@indigodances Thank YOU for letting me be me 🤍

@lovesickchai Thank you for allowing me to be one of the lucky ones

When I say I don’t do collabs/shoots, that’s what I mean. I don’t do fake, scheduled sex. I only ever film with a partner when we’re naturally spending time together and the opportunity arises. I’m not a performer. I only share my real, personal, intimate moments.

@indigodances @indispaws I made one a million years ago and never told anyone about it, but sometimes I tweet to the void?

I made a sfw account. please be normal. @indispaws 🐶

@pretty_baoboi Also… you know I’m right. Like you can GET SHIT DONE with those three.

@lovesickchai me behind on it both of those being a first generation Chinese kid married to a Hispanic woman 😭😭😭😭😭

Mandarin and Spanish. I feel like if you know English, Mandarin, and Spanish you can really get up to some shit.

Broke bitch reverse flex: This is my fourth day in a row having only egg and rice 🤪 Side note: Still no Chipotle! I will die on the Chipotle hill.

@aleenachexxx It should be pretty easy if you get a lightweight/portable vesa mountable monitor and then you can literally bolt it to the side of the kennel (monitor on the inside, vesa plate on the outside screwed into the monitor)

that one creator the gatekeeps their rlly cool cage set up I STG IMA FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A MONITOR/ TV in my kennel and tell EVERYONE how to do it IDC

Still have this one available, it comes with two other shorter clips (one where I lick my fingers after) and potentially a couple photos from the time of the video if you make me a fair offer🤍☺️

I haven’t been able to sleep all night and at 4am, just as I finally start to drift off, my brain decides to remember an extremely traumatic event/fact about my past. So now… I’m up again…

@lycheeStan Those are real, true facts

@Mr_Nobody It’s what I want, but you have to order 100 of them on alibaba… I just want one🥲

@lovesickchai Seems really small to me alibaba.com/product-detail…

So, if anyone can find me JUST ONE of these chairs that I can get shipped to me for less than $100… you win. Don’t bs me with, “this is similar!” The color doesn’t matter, but it has to be *this* kind of storage bucket chair.

I just put the man in my dog bed and he INSTANTLY fell asleep.