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@Zenakuu1989 @lady_valor_07 the hourly wage for many serving positions in texas is 2.15. that’s nothing after tax lol

@lady_valor_07 IDK why waitresses and waiters think the dollar value she serves increases the tip, who the fuck made that rule up? Bitch $40 is damn good, that's basically free money while you still get an hourly wage, the fuck.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@cybapete @JamesEsq85 @messedupfoods @grok yes because sometimes the delivery address isn’t right in the app or sometimes they’ll say “meet me in the lobby” of an apt complex or hotel and if they aren’t standing there, i’ll call and text and wait approx 5-10 mins. after that, i’m leaving. you should be checking ur phone.

@JamesEsq85 @messedupfoods @grok that's crap the driver cancels and you don't get a refund? i would never use a service with that policy

Rage.

@tyson_stevenn oh my god let me taste daddy 😋

Thinking about my gym crush 🤤

new inspiration: ending a toxic relationship 😩

@FAERIEFRU1TS LMAO STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

my brother just called my cat the f slur and she ran away . shes upset now

@distastefulboy andddd pounding vitamin c. taking pills for it and eating food with it like oranges and eating broccoli. just keep your diet really healthy. it helps wash it out.

@distastefulboy i recommend drinking as absolute much water as possible. like drink till you’re boutta puke. it helps to wash toxics away from your blood stream

filthy pride

@juwiesmif just waiting for trump to come up ‘missing’ 🥱

@briannaa281 period

@Life_Of_Payton LMAO IM JK ILL BE QUIET NOW

I’m tired of people telling me I need to get laid like nah bro I just want a hug sit your horny ass down

@Life_Of_Payton @ me

you ever see a girl that’s so pretty it physically hurts your chest

@johnrcisner me too omfg

I also need to be on here more so I can see more funny shit go down lmao

@cynthiaparkerW ILL TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY PLS N THANKS 🥺

@conangray you can do anything

i don’t know if i can

@ShawnMendes happy canada day my boy!

Happy Canada day! I love Canada !!!!!! ❤️ 🇨🇦