charlotte

This is literally just a link to a YouTube video

I don’t really feel like paying Bob Dylan $5 a month but I’m considering it

死にたいと思うな、ぶっ殺す勢いで生きろ

@WHerzogovina GOD is your father!

@lowandblisfully Loved that Maury episode

They tested my dna it said I descend from Adam and Eve and I’m predisposed to death

The surge of energy supposedly destined for the reproduction of the species may be provoked in man by a woman’s slipper. That is where the problem lies.

So far I’ve found life to be difficult and often excruciating

@dumb_bozo_ Seriously

It’s so classic the way I have a mother a father a sister and a brother

@LealXimenezInch lol so true

@lowandblisfully You ladies find indulgence in the oddest things and I’m seriously here for it.

I love what Keturah’s got going on. A lot of ladies out there don’t understand how pretty you can feel in a dress that could double as a tent. Something about it makes a girl feel totally untouchable. You don’t even know what I got going on under this billowing cotton

His forehead is bumpy as a sack of rocks.

a pound of ointment of spikenard

Droll, vegetarian, the water rat Saws down a reed and swims from his limber grove,

One of the few Indians to be executed by the Nazis, Michilotte Madhavan, a communist in France

Eavesdropper Your brother will trim my hedges!

Detail of The Life of Saint Dymphna (1505) by Goswin van der Weyden

Is my life so intriguing?

What does it mean when a horse neighs