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The single greatest moment in US Presidential Debate history! #DebateNight #PresidentialDebate

I used to live w my great grandma and one of friends had the FindMy notification on when I arrived home safely. BREAKS MY HEART knowing she’ll never get that notification again 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

me: hi, how can i help you? customers:

was twitter always this much porn??? omfg

idk how to use this app anymore but instagram blows cock :-)

im back and wetter than ever

I’m getting off Twitter yall. 😅 IG : whitegirllaura SC: laurapootytang

just living my life by my phone flashlight bc i refuse to turn the harsh lights on

PSA: just because you’re gay, doesn’t mean it isn’t sexual assault Lmao

Being a level 5 cheerleader for fifteen years was fun but the irreversible joint damage is fucking killing me :’-)

*me talking about town lake* Me: “I can’t believe people swim in this water” My mom: “WHAT FUCKIN WATER??? YOU HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO SWIM IN THAT SINCE I WAS A KID”

Still to this mf day if someone mentions the horrendous memory of 2 girl 1 cup I gag and literally go vomit

In this group “interview” and it’s gone from 48 participants to 20 in 5 minutes and they are just ROASTING the interviewers ass in this chat 😂😂😂

as a former liar & manipulator I know when somebody lying & trying to manipulate me

A weighted blanket isn't enough, I need Pete Davidson's d*ck

Not ALL HR’s are shitty. I reported my boss for sexually assaulting me and two coworkers and he was walked out less than an hour later

I really appreciate the men that continue to be my friend and invite me places while I have a boyfriend. Y’all are real ones