Madd Temper

riding a bike with too many moving parts can be like caressing your lover with oven mitts

LEAFS WIN!!!!!

@BuschBeer 6969 cans

🍻 WE’VE GOT A HINT FOR YA 🍻 ​ Comment how many cans you think are in the boat using #boatloadofbusch #contest for a chance to win some money for a NEW BOAT!

@spittinchiclets Hyman parents paid the players safety department. Soft

Carson Soucy has been suspended one playoff game for last night’s cross-check on McDavid. Thoughts?

@PeteBlackburn Agreed you can’t stand 3 feet from the boards with the puck on your stick and not expect to get hit. Protect yourself your fucking idiots, this ain’t soccer.

This just can't happen. Not even a shred of an excuse for it

@heatdaddy69420 are the Canucks nasty ?

Sick league where a team that only joined 6 years ago, in its 2nd cup final wins the cup. #fuckvegas #fuckbettman

All you leafs first round exit commenting losers can finally shut the fuck up!! What a time to be alive

Couldn’t have done it without Justin Holl in the press box #LeafsForever

LEAFS WIN LEAFS WIN LEAFS WIN

@ryanwhitney6 Eat shit whit #LeafsForever

This is another argument Leafs fans often come at me with. They lose in the first round every year and it's my favorite thing to watch. If they win the cup they would own my brain but as of now I would say I own real estate in every Leafs fans tiny brains

@stevennuss @Aeroplan @AirCanada A big fuck you to @AirCanada @Aeroplan #figureitoutbud

fuck twitter

85 tickets left for our show at the Opera House in Toronto tonight. Don’t want to curse it but the amount of unsold tickets left at the end of the night will be the number of years until the Leafs win another Cup. Do your part.

Who gets the corgis?

@EricWiebe31 @DarrenDreger Saskatchewan

@lowerthanmatt @DarrenDreger Is this in Muskoka?

I’ve been off line for weeks. Sunsets on the prairies are going to be hard to leave behind. Grateful for friends, family and lake life.

@PGATOUR Practicing being salty and earning less money

Last man on the range 💯

@ScottieTracker a salty pos