bob the sponge

@sparkiIls MROOMFF HIIII

@lowkeyawkz Omg spoomf HIIIII

but why

الف ارنب يجري يلعب ياكل جزرا كي لا يتعب

yall have that one friend ur phone is obsessed with… why is it always suggesting her photos as featured omg pls free me

what goes down in these mixed gyms😭

Sometimes i feel stuff then i go like woh😳🤔😮😮😮😮😲

@n0tzar4 God forbid a girl knows the town she lives in likeee🙁🙁🙁

told my brother (whos new to uae) that ill show him all the date spots he can take his wife to and he asked how do i know all the date spots…

@sh4rpteeth R u an evil man saluma😳😳

Theres this guy that works in my hospital’s cafeteria that makes the best tea ive ever tasted. I think ill kidnap him. I own him now

@c5luvr Thank u😊😊😊

When i get married and have kids. I will cut our child’s fingers and send it to my husband for every minute he doesn’t give me attention. Then i will start lifting weights and become the next WWE champion. Send tweet

Just paid 12 dirhams for a cup of tea at work... I know my 1 dirham karak would never do me like this

@sh4rpteeth OMG OOMF UR FELLOW SALUMA CUKT MEMBERS MISSED U

@B71Archive What did u NOT do

Ya allah pls bring saluma user sh4rpteeth back and make user b71archive deactivate instead

@amiispamii Hello. Im down. where and when do we meet?

hello. i would like to start a revolution.

@sparkiIls 18 MORE FOLLOWERS TO GO WE CAN DO IT GUYS

@sparkiIls Im actually gonna cry where did she go #bringsalumaback

Saluma sh4rpteeth I miss u come back to us