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@StormriderStory 😂 outta nowhere

@lpalben I know, 😂 Damn thing tried to skewer Kliff! Worse than a mosquito bite!

Kliff is running through the golden waves of grasses at Breezeblown Knoll like a majestic deer-knight when he spots this absolute nonsense floating in the sky… A glowing mechanical orb straight out of a sci-fi fever dream … all spinning rings, glowing bits, and pure “what the hell is THAT?!” energy. Naturally, he sprinted straight toward it like a moth to a very suspicious flame. Then the DRUM MUSIC hits. You know the one. The “you’d better grab your weapon right now” music. Instant panic mode. He scrambled up the nearest rock for high ground, scanning for the threat… beautiful red rocks, a distant castle, peaceful wheat swaying in the breeze… and then BAM 💥 he’s getting absolutely farmed by a pitchfork-wielding haystack with anger issues 😂 They threw hands. He turned that walking compost pile into exactly what it was: one angry pitchfork and a sad pile of hay. His loyal looting-bird Jack Sparrow immediately swooped in for the spoils like the pirate he is. This game is unhinged and I’m here for all of it. Who else has been jumped by the most ridiculous enemy in Crimson Desert? 😂 #CrimsonDesert #BreezeblownKnoll #HaystackAssassin

@LASHYBILLS Went for pizza an got beef

She tore they ass up…straight rag dolled em😭💀

@DannyBoySaga Will always be funny this 😂😆

Made a mannequin and a remote control wheelchair this is the outcome 🤣 🤣

@Royston56428882 Ah mate that's so boss 💪

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@Stevo_Stonko Nan power 😆

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@eddiegibbs His penalties commentary 😆

Goldbridge anyone?

@scousehawkeye @Nusc2023 Launching crocodile shoes at jimmy nails head

@Nusc2023 Soft horse punching cunts. Proper mullet donning scruffy bastards yous. We’re taking 3 points tonight, Isak tomorrow and lashing Spuggie in the Tyne on Wednesday. UP THE FUCKING RID DIDLEY REDS MATE.

As you head into St James' Park tonight, remember how they have acted this summer. Remember how they have spoken about our football club. Newcastle United against the world. GET INTO THEM. #NUFC

@Sacha_Lord I'd be cutting the music till they put em away, must be horrible having all that pointing at you an no energy in the room

I’m so glad I got to experience raves before Insta/Tik Tok and camera phones. Camera phones should be banned from dance floors. Dance floors are for dancing.

@IanM_1970 Cringey freaks 😆

@WestHam_Central 😆

Ffs 😂 #coldplaygate

@Davolaar The faint kopites are gobshites bit 😆

Haha who is this?😂

@Raws_LFC Basically paid us 10 mil for an assist 😆

Madrid fans were clowning Inter Miami just to get Inter Miami’d by PSG 😭😭😭

@FreddysNewN2_ Always a dog randomly barking at nothing 😆

@johngibbonsblog Cyprus meant to be decent at that time, never been tho 😆

Hiya. Any holiday tips for October half term with kids? Ideally warm…

@justanotherwool Sounds decent that mate 👊

@TheAnfieldWrap Unreal

Hahaha wow HIS NAME IS LUCHO

Everton’s new ground will be called the Hill Dickinson Stadium after agreeing a naming rights deal with the commercial law firm.

@THEG0DMUTHA P.E harder than you think

what's that one "feel good" rap song? 👀

@TheAnfieldBuzz The assist was decent 😆

Malick Fofana’s agent: “The choice of the heart would be Liverpool. He has the potential to become a regular, and above all, we’d like to see him succeed African legends such as Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mané.” The 19 year old has 15 G/A this season. ⭐️