Lacey Jarvis

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

Parents in the group chats🙅🏻‍♀️

For first time in almost 40 years…the Alex Tiger @Alexandria_Golf team is CIC champions!!! Super proud AD fellas!!!!! @hunt_Rob @thbsports @AlexSupt #AlexTigers #FightOn

@mallorypcarroll Coming over for surf and turf

“Tell me some meals you want me to make this week” H: “hotdogs and pizza!” C: “crab legs and steak”

Does anyone else respond to stress with extreme emotional outbursts? Or just me? Ok cool.

Baby sleeps through an hour of fireworks outside his window…. Wakes up to the floor creaking as I walk to the bathroom. Really?

@Lu0206 Yes.

@mlreed23 Sister. Please text me next time🤣

@lsmorphew I was having cramping and Google had me convinced it was preterm labor not just uterus stretching

I should not be allowed to google my symptoms

Baby woke up. Colts started doing “good.” Baby falls back asleep. Josh won’t let me take him to bed because he now thinks he’s a good luck charm. BEING A COLTS FAN IS THE WORST.

How is it not 11 PM?

Josh to me: I don’t want anything for Christmas. Just happy kids and a clean house. Me to Josh: *sends another picture of a Disney item I’d like #wearenothesame

Tigers Sectional Champions @YorktownHighSch @YHSSportsMed @GusMartin_SP @ingriddigest @HHCConference @rgeneraljr @gridirondigest @ytownstrength

Tigers hold and win 42-41 @YorktownHighSch @YHSSportsMed @GusMartin_SP @ingriddigest @HHCConference @rgeneraljr @gridirondigest @ytownstrength

How dare my husband budget a monthly massage for himself but not for me.

New Girl

10% off the total purchase is not incentive enough for me to give you my email address. Just let me buy something without a million pop ups😭😭😭

Physically, I’m 38 weeks pregnant. Mentally…it’s been 84 years. #sendhelp #justkidding👀

@Lu0206 Sapphire is my favorite gem stone!

Pleaseeeee blood pressure…. let me make it just to September 1st with this baby. I will cry if I have 2 kids with a peridot birthstone 😭😭😭

@mallorypcarroll Peridot is the worst! Lennox has like 3 for June so it isn’t too bad. Praying for a sapphire!

@lsmorphew This made me laugh because I was always concerned with which birthstone the boys would have 😂 but I am praying for the bp to stay down! 💕