Cait |-/

Last week in my daycare classroom I got to leave work early: Child: Where are you going? Me: To work out at the YMCA. Child: Why? Me: So you’ll stop asking if there’s a baby in my tummy. Child: Baby? *puts hand on tummy* Me: 🙃🙃🙃

@mees_marie96 What do you do out of curiosity?

I had to speak in front of 50 new teachers during their onboarding today and have to do it all over again next week for the school secretaries. I looooove my job, but this, this is the part I hate 😂

@LShalott Their favorite drink!

Let’s say your friend had a crisis and needs a meal train. Let’s say you don’t so much cook (and lots of folks don’t want your weird quinoa concoctions anyway) and that feeding your friend’s whole family from a restaurant on your single person’s salary isn’t budget friendly. +

Got my first spray tan today and in very Caitlin like fashion I made it VERY awkward with my anxiety 🫠🤣

@kassssss_15 Never too late!

it has been that purple things birthday for far too long

@RichardCornet12 WHAT 😂😂😂

Reason # 181728 why I hate living in town: the cops banged on my door to ask us to get our dog. Wasn’t my dog, but this made my actual dogs freak out and almost woke up my baby. 🫠

Best days of my life ranked: 1. Having my son 2. Finding out I was pregnant 3. Marrying Richie 4. Today deep cleaning my house with the bissell steam cleaner tik tok influenced me to buy 😂😂😂

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@kassssss_15 You are so worthy of love ♥️ been thinking of you a lot 🫶🏼

Started watching this and it’s heart breaking 💔

I’m at a cancer fundraiser. I guess this is a controversial opinion in 21st century America, but I align with the radical worldview that everyone should get effective cancer treatment and that no family should be impoverished by illness or its treatment.

@kassssss_15 You deserve all the good things in the world! Love you and always here for you even though we’ve grown apart 🫶🏼

In a span of 5 minutes two strangers walked up to me at first Friday today. One commented on my baby being so small, and the other offered me unwarranted advice. Leave new moms alone please 🫠

christian men: “god has staked everything on men” god: *becomes flesh through a woman*

My husband was responsible for making dinner tonight so naturally he made tacos and red lobster cheddar biscuits. Because the two obviously go together 😂

Me since finishing my last college class 😊😊😊

Yeah this is entirely false for me 🍟

I am 1 1/2 classes away from being done with my bachelors outside of my last student teaching experience this fall. So ready to be DONE 🙃🙃

Me: “I’m so proud I’ve been spending less.” All my targeted ads: BUY THINGS!