Lauren Rogers

@TVTimeForMe @kingofpotassium That would make him a cannibal!🥺

@kingofpotassium happy birthday! 🥳🎂🍌⚾️ instead of cake, I'm guessing you'll celebrate with banana bread? who's the lucky jersey winner from last week?

today officially marks 10 incredible years of being alive. 10 incredible years of getting to meet and know all of you. 10 Incredible years of getting to do what I love most. thank you for joining me on this amazing journey an here’s to the next 10. 🎉🥳🎈🎊

@kingofpotassium Happy belated birthday! Hope you had a super day!

@kingofpotassium Bananas and KC Royals!

🚨JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨 RULES: It’s super easy but follow the following steps and you’ll be on your way to entered to win a possibility to maybe win a jersey from me! No purchase necessary. 1. Follow @kingofpotassium 2. ❤️ the post 3. Comment your favorite baseball team 🍌🍌🍌

@kingofpotassium Pensacola Blue Wahoos Stadium!!

what’s up nerds… Where should we play Banana Ball next year????

@kingofpotassium some good lookin' dude back there

what the heck is going on in the back

@jlhNoles @BananaBall_ This year they'll have the same number of home and away games.

@BananaBall_ Honest question, I’m definitely no die hard fan but do the bananas ever play as the away team? Seems like an advantage that each team should get equally for a league that’s intended to be played competitively at least somewhat, no?

Tune in to YouTube to catch the FIRST 3-game night in Banana Ball HISTORY🍿

@BananaBall_ So great! But can we request the announcers not say the scores of the other games? We can't watch all 3 at once, and I want to be able to watch the rest without knowing what happens!

@NightSkyToday Juno has some really cool pics, but NASA isn’t dropping anything during the shutdown. Seems bogus.

@BananaBall_ *cape

@BananaBall_ Yay!!! now I don’t have to worry that my cap won’t match a different jersey!

Ready for more tornado catches and One Piece celebrations in 2026🙌

@BananaBall_ Castillo and Carson!

The Tailgaters' 11 total Franchise picks are in 🗳️ Who do you want to see return to the Tailgaters in the draft?

@catsbeingweirds nerds!

His name is last thing you ate

@ThePrtyAnimals @Dalton_Ponce25 Best yet!

Don’t lie. This was smooth 😮‍💨

@BananaBall_ @nizzyy_7 @Thatdude_dg2 @Brethelton9 Bret!!

Who should win Pitcher of the Year 🤔

@ReeseAlexiades Just discovered this podcast. Your ep was the best! :-)

Thanks for having me on! Check it out!

@Noopty @HogwartsMystery There is. Choco frog that gives pages on the fountain bench

@HogwartsMystery There's nothing in the courtyard. Where is this?

Celebrate a #SummerOfMystery in #HarryPotter: Hogwarts Mystery this July! Starting today, find items hidden around Hogwarts to collect daily rewards! Play now: bit.ly/Play-HPHM

@KatTimpf Love to you and the baby, best wishes for your cancer, 💚 from a rando you don’t know but loves your writing and comedy.

An Unconventional Birth Announcement Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.  Now, before you worry, my doctor says it’s Stage 0 and is confident that it almost certainly hasn’t spread.  Or, as I’ve explained to the few people I’ve managed to tell about it so far: Don’t freak out. It’s just, like, a LITTLE bit of cancer.  Still, it was not a chill day. I mean, to say the least! I woke up more-than-a-week-past-due pregnant, completely consumed by doing everything I could to get the baby out. By the middle of the afternoon, I was waddling around from appointment to appointment, talking about how to get my cancer out. I sat and listened as they told me that the best course of action would likely be a double mastectomy as soon as possible. I asked all the questions I could, including if I could get a copy of my tumor ultrasound to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound of my baby. Finally, by the middle of the night, I was crawling around on the floor of my apartment in spontaneous labor, before heading to the hospital to meet my baby, whom I’d learn at the time of birth was a son.  The good news? People who work at hospitals make excellent audiences for dark humor -- and, as someone whose first book was about the power of jokes to get through traumatic situations, there was really no better place for me to be. Just minutes after my boy was born, I was talking with the nurses about what a birth announcement in my situation might look like.  Should I go with “Mom and baby are doing well, except maybe for mom’s cancer, and then maybe the baby after breastfeeding is stunted by her double mastectomy,” and then shut off my phone for a week? Anyway! These next three months of maternity leave are going to look a lot different than I’d anticipated, and I’m still getting used to my new reality. Still, as I navigate new motherhood (and new cancer) I’m learning to celebrate everything I can. I’m lucky that we found the cancer so early; I’m lucky to be my son’s mom. I mean, I know I’m biased, but the little dude absolutely rules -- and not just because he might have saved my life. Thank you all for your support, laughter, and love as I embrace this wildly unexpected chapter. Here’s to resilience, to miracles in the midst of chaos, and to finding humor and hope even on the toughest days. Kat

@HogwartsMystery 🐈

Would you rather have a cat or dog by your side at Hogwarts?

@HogwartsMystery A. Don’t dig the tan color of B.

It's time to CAST YOUR VOTE for this year's Christmas jumper! Let us know which jumper you want to have by 18 December! The winner will be announced and available on Christmas Day!

@PhilWhitby95 @HogwartsMystery Great Hall

@HogwartsMystery Um, is honeydukes not the answer?

There's one last Chocolate Frog waiting to be found. Track it down now to collect a reward! #BackToHogwarts