Lukas

Horrible era to be an adult

This and never hearing about Minnesota ever again

@Caligraphist @stephen_taylor @gnarliestcarly

@stephen_taylor Who’s content is this? OP could’ve at least shared her handles while making money off her work..

I wasted my entire life because nobody told me this as a kid

@ZopilotioTierno @stephen_taylor @ronin21btc @gnarliestcarly thegnarliestcarly on TikTok

@stephen_taylor @ronin21btc Do you have the source?

@ronin21btc This is thegnarliestcarly on TikTok smfh tag the owner and don’t crop

Bring back social distancing

From fighting for a spot, to leading billions. You can do anything you want in this life, don’t let them tell you any different 🚀

Steve Jobs was 21 when he founded apple bill gates was only 20 when he started Microsoft mark Zuckerberg was only 19 when he created Facebook it’s too late. You need to give up

@ESPNFC Rodri lol what

Delete one 🫣

What the hell is this supposed to mean

There is no way I “start the day off strong” when I use cling wrap in the morning

Would prefer my Spotify wrapped as a pdf

@TeamCRonaldo Messi has not played for Miami yet so this past tense is bullshit I hate this argument so much

At 35 years of age • Zidane was retired⠀ • Ronaldo was retired • Kaká was retired • Ronaldinho had no team • Xavi played for Al Sadd • Henry played for NewYork RB • Pelé played for NY Cosmos • Messi played for Inter Miami • Cristiano Ronaldo was dominating at Juve 🇮🇹

Buy socks at the duty free store I don’t give a shit do not let me see your fucking toes

I will never trust a single man who travels in flip flops / sandals with no socks. Ever.

Let me just say, as a man, you should never get on a plane in shoes that show your toes

Happy Easter

The word alumni is plural idiots fix your bio

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