lauren taylor

Disney just doesn't drop absolute bangers like Hellfire anymore. LMM is a lyrical genius, but I'm tired of his brand of villain song. give me something downright diabolical.

concept: triple-cast Ursula as a kind of three-headed undersea hydra w/ Flotsam and Jetsam and they all sing in a spooky three-part harmony to give it Weïrd Sister vibes

you // your favorite game

@I_B_Hyphen_D I'm sorry she's still marinating in my mind palace!

@ltthequeen You can’t just tweet this and not tell us anything about her 😭

accidentally just brainstormed my next D&D character and I love her so much already

with the tiktok trend going on right now of showing your pet as an adult and baby it makes me realize what kind of unholy crimes I would commit for picture evidence of what my adopted cat looked like as a kitten.

me: hello, I am doing showings of this property on Thursday. what time are you available. someone who can't read: okay. we will do the tour on Friday at 2:30

my favorite part about the internet is learning new things about myself and my body that I'm supposed to be insecure about!

okay confession time, Cole and I have been watching Riverdale because every season is on Netflix now and it's genuinely some of the most fun I've ever had watching a TV show. it's absolutely abysmal but I CRAVE IT

my cat could be a model and I stand by that

wait until Jan finds out about the bathrooms ON the plane!