LucasGordo1996

君の本当の顔は…どんな…顔？

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

*In Patrick Bateman voice* You see the real comedy of Garfield comes from the fact that he’s an overweight cat.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the corporate-state intelligence nexus can upload a U2 album to your device w/o your consent, they can also upload a word document which makes you sound like a crazed lunatic, title it “manifesto,” then frame you for a spree of crimes…

Oooh look at me I’m Jack Quaid. I’m married to Claudia Doumit. I’m a successful nepo baby. I play one of the best The Boys characters. I get to voice Superman. Fuck you.

🚨Jules and Nate reunite after five years in the next episode of ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Sunday 9pm ET on @HBO and HBO Max.

Bro really ended up marrying his work wife

You can tell it's a Japanese game

John Bolton is a comic artist known for his detailed, painted style and dark fantasy themes. He has worked with writers like Neil Gaiman and Clive Barker on several well-known comic projects.

間違いだったなんて言ってねえよ…出鱈目書くな…

It’s always “support queer owned businesses” until it comes to Palantir apparently😒

@remarks the amount of Washington officials not only still able to be tricked by James O’Keefe in a wig, but finding him irresistible to the point of immediately leaking critical secrets is remarkable to me

they would stop your heart to download an update and then it would stop anyway because its a microsoft product

Bayonetta concept art

Saw some woman on TikTok saying “where is the female clavicular?” and she, as well as all the women in the comments, were blissfully unaware that they are all the female clavicular

El prepucio es el hiyab del pene

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