Lucy Clark

2x cheap fly festival tickets for sale for this Saturday, £50 takes each ticket x

2x Saturday Mighty Hoopla tickets for sale

@couttneyhoggx Check your dm babe

Looking for two Saturday Fly Tickets? @openairfly

being blocked by random people on twitter feels so crazy im always wondering what tweet did it

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

icl i ain’t know iggy pop had scoliosis i thought that was his swag lean

Yeah sex is great but have you ever watched Arsenal hoping that they lose, and they do

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

wearing a DHgate version of the Masters green jacket to the pub

Someday you’ll get cancelled on this app and your oomfs will post “Always knew something was wrong with this person”

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@NoelGallagher LYLA

tienes 6 años y tus papás te pusieron a ver la pasión de cristo

He's just a baby.

The dog is shown places in the house that he has not yet seen