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@Leeen7_ For a second, I thought :33 sec was a show

Funniest girl fight I've ever seen

@therizzrizz @Nurse_burna @ESPNInsights @espn 😂 he acting out

@Nurse_burna @ESPNInsights @espn 😂 🤡

Cooper Flagg (19 years, 103 days old) is the first teenager in NBA history with a 50-point game 😳

@MAGAVoice Who is this?

BREAKING 🚨 A Massive New mural for Iryna was just unveiled in Florida. Shoutout to Elon Musk Elon Musk continues to fund these Murals putting them up all over America WE WILL NEVER FORGET 🙏

@espn That’s what he better do before he has a short life

Breaking: Tiger Woods announced he is stepping away from golf to seek treatment and focus on his health.

@brirey_yankee @TroyVirtual @alt_w_v_g @dpl_3 That’s what I was thinking he probably can’t read😂😂

@TroyVirtual @alt_w_v_g @dpl_3 It was a very easy and interesting read, actually

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@alt_w_v_g Beautiful, but it’s a damn shame that you had to do that

@Artxpooh That’s Chicago

The Midwest is very segregated. If it weren’t for teachers and field trips in elementary school, I might’ve only seen white people once a year tbh

@illbearound2024 @Fullcourtpass @CourtsideBuzzX We use motherfucker in our culture when someone’s trying to be pushy you’re taking up for a grown ass man who’s begging for autograph

@lucklefty24 @Fullcourtpass @CourtsideBuzzX He should. Calling people motherfuckers asking them if they understand English and then crying to the blacker nerdier version of Obama (Nate burleson) about immigrants is too much sanctimonious bullshit for me

Charles Barkley to a fan asking for an autograph after Barkley said he was only signing one autograph “I SAID ONE, MOTHERF***ER. YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.” (Via kingofbundy/IG, h/t @CourtsideBuzzX)

@illbearound2024 @Fullcourtpass @CourtsideBuzzX He’s a human being that can say no sometimes

@Fullcourtpass @CourtsideBuzzX His autograph is worth basically nothing, he’s an asshole and then goes on tv today and cries about how immigrants are getting treated. Fuck this guy

@Neutral_OC Now its 3 babies

The moment a Cane Corso entered the house and realized there was a new baby to protect 🥲

@OssacinDucktail I love when we embrace each other cultures ✊🏾🤛🏼

Nothing like #HBCU 🖤✊🏾

@ReddCinema Street culture

This dude is everything to the culture.

Top notch

LeBron was PISSED at a fan who touched him at halftime and told security about it 👀

@MLB Thanks for the speech thanks for everything you did for us ……..go Cubs go

Jason Heyward has announced his retirement after 16 seasons spent with the Braves, Cardinals, Cubs, Dodgers, Astros and Padres. He is an All-Star, 5x Gold Glove Award winner and 2016 World Series champion.

@LUVLYBTHO Shut it

To you niggas that be on this app ALLLLLL day u are not getting pussy & u not getting money… u not fooling nobody! Yall are just a bunch of nerdy gamer niggas who treat this app like a Call of Duty game with the headset… u are used to popping shit to people on this app and not getting fucked up cuz ur childish ass be yelling at 15yr olds on the game

@S_Pedro_ Pedro has 0 women

Rick Ross has 0 classics

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

lakeshore drive on a summer night is one of the top 10 things about Chicago

@TheFleshGordon @thejbratc @chihiropastlife OK, whatever that means I’m not in the conspiracies, but whatever

@lucklefty24 @thejbratc @chihiropastlife The numbers do lie unfortunately, she’s the industry’s cash cow.

her popularity and appeal is something i’ll just never understand. the most overrated singer in history