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Accidentally got a lemon and herb Nando’s - you lunatics are eating sour grass flavoured chicken

Come to 106 then.. #smarterparties

Whoever invented risotto had too much time on their hands… like watching paint dry

Baby pops out like STOMP STOMP IVE ARRIVER

JESSIE J IS PREGNANT

Polar bears ice skating together for three hours then parting ways. Im not crying, you are.

Are there any charities where you can sponsor a child in the UK; paying towards their school dinners, uniforms, trips or whatever you are able to cover whilst their own families aren’t in a position to in the current climate?

Reece my man #loveisland

I do not think there is anything more awkward than the bit before the hideaway when everyone is getting them dressed up then walking them to the door in their underwear #LoveIsland

I have my third hangover in a row, think it’s time to grow up.

This is a petition for Radlers to come to the UK. Elite summer beverage.

All 4 please put last nights episode of MIC online as a matter of urgency

You know you’re really sick when you lay in silence all day

Thai food and IBS

Stalking the pup from Serbia to Calais… she’s nearly home 🥺

Can you die from hayfever

Not a day goes by where I don’t fancy pasta

People that can wear white or cream in public without looking like a child’s canvas by the end of the day, I solute you.

So do I pack to go skiing Saturday or…