beautiful but not helpful

im only blonde because of elle woods

@lauren___peters once i had a full grown woman say "you kinda have to treat actors like kids and tell them to shut up" and i want nothing more than to be the exact opposite of her

outrageous how good the grimace shake is

@MaggieCramer69 i facetimed my sister during it and she hung up within seconds

i’ve been murdered

how haunted do y’all think it is down there

the titanic submarine is going to be on my mind for a while

broadway is back!!!

crying doing math homework as a high schooler was not meant to lead me to a job where i am calculating area and square footage

no thoughts but head not empty either. worms in there

glee project fans win again this year

THE GLEE PROJECT HAS NOW PRODUCED TWO TONY WINNERS- ITS IMPACT IS UNMATCHED

‘Glee’ cast members who’ve won at the #TonyAwards: - Jenna Ushkowitz - Alex Newell - Ali Stroker

this audience is dark sided: someone is reciting the henry v prologue with the actor like sir this is NOT a shakespeare-read-along

entering the second half of the year with the confidence of the late seaters who came in 20 minutes after curtain with taco bell

@iantulley no salt til i die

my silly little hill that i will die on forever is that all margaritas need a salt rim and if you have one and leave it untouched you will not see heaven

desperately want to be back in boneville

i had a relatively normal College Theater Kid experience except for that time me and my friends talked in mobster accents for at least 5 months

Kelly Mantle has revealed herself as the cat at the Met Gala