Buddy

Me playing dead at work so I can get off early

I’m assuming this guy’s wife died in the car accident and he still wears his ring because he’s still not ready to move on.. or accept that she’s gone…

Wait… lying about not having a kid is one thing.. but this nigga has FOUR!!!

How you fucking another woman on you and your wife’s bed, wife catches you and leaves, then you try to stop her from divorcing you while acting like you’re not in the wrong?

Whoever did this, I’m on yo ass 😂😂😂😂

I’m highkey concerned.

Oh now it sends, a whole 27 hours later lmfaooo

Tank said “you better sing something” 😭🤣

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

@wasTedKennedy Almost. Still got 1 foot in the cave

@luhsadkitty you out of hibernation?

Wtf

@wasTedKennedy Hiiiii

@luhsadkitty 👀

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

RT @Big_tagg: “I don’t FIGHT. I don’t WRESTLE. I beat bitches UP.”

I need whoever messing with the weather machine to LEAVE IT TF ALONE! I can’t prove it, but I know it’s the same person responsible for that outage with Verizon..

Black children really get some hard lessons early on

LMFAOOOOO

Fucking for 6 chapters straight and the tying the pussy tased is crazy 😵‍💫

@joeyxnoir Shit caught me all the way off guard 😭

@luhsadkitty HUH

A level of freaky I never want to reach.

he just out there to let people know